Company spokesman Norm L. Guy released a statement denying the accusions while an ominous, glistening liquid oozed out of his eyelids.
Company spokesman Norm L. Guy released a statement denying the accusions while an ominous, glistening liquid oozed out of his eyelids.
A local Magic enthusiast recently clicked on a "Singles In Your Area" internet advertisement to mixed results.
We paid the .39 cents, that means we get to do whatever we want to them. If I want to reveal them from my turn one hand and out them publicly I should be allowed to. My deck, my rules.
Get an insider look into player's minds during some historic moments in Magic from 2023.
Everyone wants a Spellweaver Volute. You better buy 5 right now. Don't wait!
A high-power executive from the big city heads home for the holidays, only to fall in love with a lumberjack with a rough exterior but a heart of gold. If this sounds like your next Commander deck, then Universes Beyond: Hallmark might be for you.
This eye doctor is asking patients "Does the Buggin' Out copy of Grist, The Hunger Tide look better with one or two?"
A joke piece of art from years ago becomes the center of yet another art controversy for the major trading card game.
The former lover of green has changed his ways, and it starts with getting rid of a very toxic deck in his life.
For skeletons, I use the person whose face I saw every day for years. The beautiful, ethereal face I see leering into my blackened heart every time I close my eyes…
"I was gonna run hatebears, but then I realized that'd involve considering my opponents' point of view and I'm really not up for that right now."
We can't see Dr. Manhattan's junk, but right on the main character's face clear as day is my dad sucking my mom's toes.
Many fans are excited for new Fallout Magic cards, but they might not know of the difficulties of printing a set full of bugs.
They keep catering to this casual format, when they should be catering to literally nobody. That's how they made the Reserved List, and that's how they should make everything.
Bad Dragon is a company that makes fantasy-based products, but unfortunately not the kinds of products Wizards wants to be associated with.
Will you be lucky enough to pull The One Ring? Yes, since it is the only card in this newly-announced Masters set.
The Rakdos stand in solidarity with the striking workers, and the workers reluctantly deal with the blood demons and fiery weirdos.
"Look, do you want to play card games at a table like a loser or with badass holograms?" said Duel Disk inventor and solar elevator salesman Seto Kaiba.
The Speaker of The House is ready to take down the president for something as simple as a son's banlist violation.
Elon Musk makes a groundbreaking and forward-thinking Commander deck by replacing Kotori with Shorikai. What will this genius think of next?
Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoiled, left to live.
In an earth shattering announcement, Wizards of the Coast has spoiled a new Simic creature that draws an extra card and puts a land onto the battlefield!
"Ever since that tragic day in the alley behind the opera house, I've done everything in my power to ensure the winged rats will never feel safe again."
"The site told me to talk to my babushka and I realized the bottomless hole in my heart "will never be filled with cardboard, only homemade cookies."
Waste products covered in Magic art are clogging the country, what does Wizard of The Coast have to say about it?
Commander at its core is a casual format in the same vein that life is a casual format where trying to assign true purpose to any idea is a futile gesture.
In a calamity that rivals the eruption of Pompeii, a Magic: The Gathering artist poured their heart and soul into a gorgeous creation, only for Wizards of the Coast to assign said art to an underwhelming, rehashed Overrun that nobody cares about.
Charlie Bucket, meet Timmy Took. The One Of One and Only Ring has finally been opened and traded up into a playable staple that will leave you smiling at the economic knowledge of the newest generation of Magic player.
