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Mendham, NJ — What was supposed to be a magical autumn afternoon of family fun at the pumpkin farm was ruined this past weekend after an uncle “relentlessly criticized” his toddler niece’s patch 1, pick 1. “I don’t know about ruined,” said Joe Murphy, who asked to remain anonymous. Known…
Philadelphia, PA — Hours into a grueling Commander game, a player made the fatal misplay of briefly looking at her graveyard while Syr Konrad, the Grim was in play. “I’m…still not sure what happened,” Rose Watermark said, clearly still shaken from…