Local Game Store, Swing State — Local liberal Connor Cishett White has just decided that today, November 3rd 2026, is the perfect time to debut his new, never-before-seen “policial-slash-voting themed” Commander deck, featuring, of course, Tivit, Seller of Secrets in his…
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Mendham, NJ — What was supposed to be a magical autumn afternoon of family fun at the pumpkin farm was ruined this past weekend after an uncle “relentlessly criticized” his toddler niece’s patch 1, pick 1. “I don’t know about ruined,” said Joe Murphy, who asked to remain anonymous. Known…