UnitedHealthcare CEO Mourned By Colleagues in The Orzhov Syndicate
The various guild members we spoke to mourned the loss of a great medical debt purveyor, something the Orzhov Syndicate greatly appreciates.
The various guild members we spoke to mourned the loss of a great medical debt purveyor, something the Orzhov Syndicate greatly appreciates.
President Biden has made headlines with yet another shocking presidential pardon, freeing Dockside Extortionist from the ban list.
A local Magic player is baffled by the Gruul-themed decorations adorning a neighbors house this festive season.
Local entrepreneur Elon Musk recently caused a stir in the Magic: The Gathering community when his mother announced she would be campaigning on his behalf to get formerly banned cards unbanned.
In a scathing press release, Wizards of the Coast announced that a Skibidi Toilet-themed Universes Beyond product has been developed.
Stoked with your Secret Lair? Recent reports suggest that everyone else who got the same Secret Lair got a much better bonus card.
Is there anything cooler and funnier than the number 69? Local cool guy Walt Flitsam spent a small fortune on the joke that just doesn't get old.
Prominent Democratic Party members are examining where things went wrong this election cycle, with some claiming it was thanks to the Arena shuffler.
Turn those useless cards into fun and exciting treats for Halloween!
Donald Trump, managed to explain the oft misunderstood Magic: The Gathering mechanic "banding" during a recent town hall event.
The local Commander enthusiast currently holds his Magic collection in a duct-tapped Khans of Tarkir fat pack dripping with an unknown fluid.
"At this point I'm getting frustrated, since that's two lands in a row and I needed literally any other card to start reading his fortune."
Master the mystery of Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff with the latest instalment of Mystery Mastery from Jon Rug!
With cards from Duskmourn featuring cards like Fear of Falling and Fear of Missing Out, it's a wonder Fear of Intimacy didn't make it to print.
A new report suggests that the average adult human has a Dragon Shield sleeve's worth of plastic in their body!
Donald Trump claims he saw a Magic: The Gathering Commander game in Springfield, Ohio where a player abused a Cauldron Familiar.
Television personality Dr. Oz released a video on YouTube outlining a new health regiment he discovered with the help of glowing moths.
Local mother Sandra Boozler has discovered that playing the Duskmourn story audio in reverse will reveal a playable mono black deck for Modern.
Ever tried a rule zero Mystery Booster commander? Jon Rug gives it a shot with Terry Pin, Turboturtle in his new series; Mystery Mastery!
A controversial new Alchemy card reveals your opponents private details including full name, address, and social security number.
A local Magic: The Gathering player has been studying meditation and is using what he's learned to create his mantra and attempt to become better at the game.
Put a Magic card in your mouth, regardless of what the creators of Magic: The Gathering and common sense might tell you.
Animal control agents are asking people to stop contacting them about "animal infestations" they've seen at game shops running events for Bloomburrow.
An elderly card shop owner recently warned a group of teenage customers away from pre-purchasing a box of Duskmourn: House of Horror.
A prominent figure in Democratic government policy has made the brash decision to change Commanders one hour into a game.
Universes Beyond: Call of Duty will consist of nothing but reprints and be released yearly with zero significant changes or innovations.
The decision to pay the alternative cost was made by Dennis Caturwal, who sacrificed his Great Aunt Lucile to keep the apartment.
Professional Magic: The Gathering player Michael Bertlong was seen picking a Tarmogoyf token out of a freshly-opened pack of Modern Horizons 3.