Satire

Wizards of the Coast Release Shares of a Collector's Edition Stock with Retro-Frame

Paul Perjuns-Tart • November 18, 2022

Wizards of the Coast will now sell shares of a new retro-framed, foil variant of the original stock that’s recently been downgraded.

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Sad! Useless Member of Trivia Team Still Waiting for a Magic: The Gathering Question

Paul Perjuns-Tart • September 29, 2022

Local Magic fan Andre Craft is hoping tonight’s trivia will include questions about the one topic he’s familiar with.

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How to Ignore the Board State and Base Threat Assessment on Jealousy and Spite

Paul Perjuns-Tart • September 22, 2022

Paul Perjuns-Tart discusses the importance of basing decisions on spite and targeting the opponent with the stupidest face.

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