Immersive TMNT Prerelease Smells Like A Sewer

SHITASS GAMES – For their upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Prerelease event, one devoted local game store has delved headfirst into immersion by shrouding their business in the smell of poop water for the past 30 years.

The community has lovingly rallied around the event, with some members going so far as to not shower or wear deodorant until and long after the set’s release. 

“Yeah, it’s pretty sick.” said some guy whose body odor violates the Geneva Conventions. “Most stores don’t do anything for events beyond a few cardboard stand ups, but here they go the whole nine yards. For Edge of Eternities, they made it hard to breathe. For Spider-Man, they became poor. Now there are rats crawling around with moldy pizza, the tables are all inexplicably sticky, and the terrible folding chairs feel like they came straight from a dumpster! What can’t they do? It’s like that 4-D Spongebob ride, immersive and shockingly moist.”

Even those with adverse physical reactions have remained in high spirits throughout the weekend.

“Frankly, we’ve been worried about the game spiraling out of control with all of these Universes Beyond sets,” said Daria Mulgren while her wife received an emergency hepatitis shot. “But if every event can keep us engrossed like this, Magic‘s future is looking bright. It’s almost a shame the smell will definitely be gone by the end of the weekend, but I get it. Not like anyone could play card games while smelling like this for long.”

The business refused to comment, as the only present employee sat motionless with a thousand yard stare surrounded by grown adults debating the merits of soap.