The stats don't lie: If someone thinking about trying the game is shown a Dungeon Descent, they're 70% less likely to become involved.
The stats don't lie: If someone thinking about trying the game is shown a Dungeon Descent, they're 70% less likely to become involved.
Organizers recruited Sid Blair, the most talented buttcrack inspector of his generation, to sniff out dirty plays then pull them out root & stem.
"I don't know what a Chernobyl but I'm pretty sure this was worse than that. Commet was DCI Banned for two weeks, and I will never forgive myself."
Let’s all touch Harold’s gross-ass Android phone that hasn’t been cleaned since 2018! Who cares what else he uses it for?
The heist was all going according to plan before the crew started copying five different Ocean's movies as well as one Agent Cody Banks.
If you cast Conquer on a Plains that just so happens to be sitting sort of near someone else who’s already using it, that was clearly unclaimed territory and thus perfectly legal.”
The "Tap Land Slasher" has racked up a body count of seventeen while leaving terrible calling cards that really should have been upgraded by now.
Company spokesman Norm L. Guy released a statement denying the accusions while an ominous, glistening liquid oozed out of his eyelids.
We paid the .39 cents, that means we get to do whatever we want to them. If I want to reveal them from my turn one hand and out them publicly I should be allowed to. My deck, my rules.
Commander enthusiast Melanie Grayson made the decision today to scrap her 2011 Mimeoplasm deck and wanted to make their last day together a good one.
"I was gonna run hatebears, but then I realized that'd involve considering my opponents' point of view and I'm really not up for that right now."
We can't see Dr. Manhattan's junk, but right on the main character's face clear as day is my dad sucking my mom's toes.
They keep catering to this casual format, when they should be catering to literally nobody. That's how they made the Reserved List, and that's how they should make everything.
"Mhmm yes I am single legendary creature." Rograkh said while stumbling around in comically oversized sleeves. "Am a goblin with many keyboards."
"Sheoldred, the Apocalypse being a nuisance is far lower on the totem pole than rats swimming in the deep fryer."
"Look, do you want to play card games at a table like a loser or with badass holograms?" said Duel Disk inventor and solar elevator salesman Seto Kaiba.
Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoiled, left to live.
In an earth shattering announcement, Wizards of the Coast has spoiled a new Simic creature that draws an extra card and puts a land onto the battlefield!
"Ever since that tragic day in the alley behind the opera house, I've done everything in my power to ensure the winged rats will never feel safe again."
As Orcish Bowmasters dominates every format it's legal in, controversy has erupted and NBC wants a taste of that morally dubious pie.
"I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.
“You wanted me on turn one? Yeah I wanted you to wash your goddamn hands before touching me. Life is full of disappointments."
Yeah, yeah, Razaketh is really exciting and we're all looking forward to Commander Masters, but have you seen this photo of Jason Alt?
Commander at its core is a casual format in the same vein that life is a casual format where trying to assign true purpose to any idea is a futile gesture.
In a calamity that rivals the eruption of Pompeii, a Magic: The Gathering artist poured their heart and soul into a gorgeous creation, only for Wizards of the Coast to assign said art to an underwhelming, rehashed Overrun that nobody cares about.
Charlie Bucket, meet Timmy Took. The One Of One and Only Ring has finally been opened and traded up into a playable staple that will leave you smiling at the economic knowledge of the newest generation of Magic player.
Wizards of the Coast made waves when they sent Khamûl The Easterling armed with an ancient ring of power after a small child who opened a pack.
Naomi Krause has just blown the cEDH meta to pieces with the incredible discovery of this budget Teferi, Temporal Archmage deck!