Bloomington, IL – In a surprising update during MagicCon: Las Vegas, Wizards of The Coast revealed that legendary vehicles and upcoming legendary spacecraft can be used as your Commander. In…
Shelton, CT – In a new partnership with game maker Wizards of the Coast, sandwich shop Subway has announced promotional footlong Magic: The Gathering cards. The cards, 8 and a…
Los Angeles, CA – During the unrest caused by their very organization, an ICE Agent stopped at local game shop Freedom’s Banner Collectibles to play some games of Magic: The…
Washington, D.C. – Proving why people question his position in the federal agency, the Senior Chief of Staff for The Federal Emergency Management Agency, Clancy Gumblemann, revealed in a meeting…
Washington, D.C. – United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. released a video claiming that Teferi’s Protection is…
Redmond, WA – In a move many marketing experts are claiming as “forward-thinking” and “genius”, Wizards of The Coast today announced a set of Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond cards…
Renton, WA – Thanks to a boom in the collectable items market, a recently fired Hasbro employee is trying to get money for his Beckett-graded firing notice. Clay Richmond, former…
Shreveport, LA – Local tabletop gaming shop Gobin’s Horde has announced that upcoming in-store Magic: The Gathering events will become “rowdy” drafts. A “rowdy” movie screening involves audience members actively…
THE INTERNET – The Commander Rules Committee issued an update to its list of banned and restricted cards. While no new bans were made, some cards were removed from the…
Think Universes Beyond bringing outside IP into Magic is a recent development? Think again.
Unelected Tarkir clan leaders have asked for lists of five things clan members have done recently to fight dragons.
A local Republican congressman is under fire after mistakenly including Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar in a chat discussing highly-classified information.
Regularly confused man Tatum Groy was overjoyed to hear the news that an upcoming Universes Beyond set is the last one Wizards will produce.
Wizards of the Coast and the Commander Format Panel have announced that they are preparing to release a third, even-more-irrelevant banlist.
A local Commander pod was joined by a player wearing a purple cloak and pointy hat who sat down with a deck helmed by Alaundo the Seer.
Musk believes that the interplanar race depicted in Aetherdrift is a real thing and he insists the Cybertruck would have won if it competed.
A local Arena player has had a novel idea for an interesting deck that he's bound to play against nothing but mono red.
While shirking preparation duties for his upcoming inauguration, President Donald Trump took the time to play a game of Magic: The Gathering and annoyed opponents by trying to take their lands whenever he could.
Lemongrass claimed his Commander, Gonti, was stolen during an incident at his local game store a few months ago.
Local despondent businessman Ebenezer Scrooge caused a scene at his local game store after he was paired with his subordinate Bob Cratchit in a Magic: The Gathering cEDH match.
The various guild members we spoke to mourned the loss of a great medical debt purveyor, something the Orzhov Syndicate greatly appreciates.
President Biden has made headlines with yet another shocking presidential pardon, freeing Dockside Extortionist from the ban list.
A local Magic player is baffled by the Gruul-themed decorations adorning a neighbors house this festive season.
Local entrepreneur Elon Musk recently caused a stir in the Magic: The Gathering community when his mother announced she would be campaigning on his behalf to get formerly banned cards unbanned.
In a scathing press release, Wizards of the Coast announced that a Skibidi Toilet-themed Universes Beyond product has been developed.
Stoked with your Secret Lair? Recent reports suggest that everyone else who got the same Secret Lair got a much better bonus card.
Is there anything cooler and funnier than the number 69? Local cool guy Walt Flitsam spent a small fortune on the joke that just doesn't get old.
Prominent Democratic Party members are examining where things went wrong this election cycle, with some claiming it was thanks to the Arena shuffler.
