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The future is what you make it, as long as...oh crap, she just cast a Mircale'd Terminus off the top, that can't be a good omen.
"I was gonna run hatebears, but then I realized that'd involve considering my opponents' point of view and I'm really not up for that right now."
Before consumers spend money on the new boosters, Wizards just needs to make one quick change to the name again.
We can't see Dr. Manhattan's junk, but right on the main character's face clear as day is my dad sucking my mom's toes.
The prolific director has made his opinion known about Marvel movies, so what does he think about the forthcoming Magic cards?
Many fans are excited for new Fallout Magic cards, but they might not know of the difficulties of printing a set full of bugs.
They keep catering to this casual format, when they should be catering to literally nobody. That's how they made the Reserved List, and that's how they should make everything.
Bad Dragon is a company that makes fantasy-based products, but unfortunately not the kinds of products Wizards wants to be associated with.
"Mhmm yes I am single legendary creature." Rograkh said while stumbling around in comically oversized sleeves. "Am a goblin with many keyboards."
Will you be lucky enough to pull The One Ring? Yes, since it is the only card in this newly-announced Masters set.
"Sheoldred, the Apocalypse being a nuisance is far lower on the totem pole than rats swimming in the deep fryer."
Try to act shocked: there's a huge issue with a card WOTC recently printed. This time, though, it involves a swear word!
"We want to keep the game fun for everyone," said Canks. "Except for Kevin. Seriously, **** that guy. Fast mana warps the entire game, and Kevin warps my fundamental belief that human beings are inherently good."
The Rakdos stand in solidarity with the striking workers, and the workers reluctantly deal with the blood demons and fiery weirdos.
"Look, do you want to play card games at a table like a loser or with badass holograms?" said Duel Disk inventor and solar elevator salesman Seto Kaiba.
The Speaker of The House is ready to take down the president for something as simple as a son's banlist violation.
When you have to pay a fee every time you install a game, just think of it as paying the one for a Rhystic Study tax.
Elon Musk makes a groundbreaking and forward-thinking Commander deck by replacing Kotori with Shorikai. What will this genius think of next?
The Castle Assault designers thought they stole a treasure, when really they stole a bunch of reprints no one asked for.
Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoiled, left to live.
A local man is still looking for the card he called "perfect" for his friend's deck. The search continues days after Cameron Dodds hosted a weekend Commander bash at his home in Whitby.
This biased response from a new AI program might call into question a computer's ability to understand the color pie.
In an earth shattering announcement, Wizards of the Coast has spoiled a new Simic creature that draws an extra card and puts a land onto the battlefield!
From the mind that brought you The Dark Knight and Tenet comes a story of one man trying to figure out why this pack only has fourteen cards.
"Ever since that tragic day in the alley behind the opera house, I've done everything in my power to ensure the winged rats will never feel safe again."
You've escaped the CIA safehouse, and gotten out of the mummy's tomb, but can you beat someone playing Tangle Wire?
"The site told me to talk to my babushka and I realized the bottomless hole in my heart "will never be filled with cardboard, only homemade cookies."
