With wedding season and tariff season coming at the same time this year, brides, grooms, and bride-grooms all over the United States are feeling added strain on their wedding budgets. Our newly self-proclaimed Style Section writer Jeff Girten sat down with a soon-to-be-bride, “Jenny,” to discuss how she’s getting clever…
Denver, CO – Dungeons & Dragons has seen a tremendous surge in popularity over the past five years. Going from an activity groups of nerds did huddled in their mother’s basement to something groups of nerds do at game stores, bars, and apparently even in sold-out arenas all over the world…
Renton, WA – Thanks to a boom in the collectable items market, a recently fired Hasbro employee is trying to get money for his Beckett-graded firing notice. Clay Richmond, former sales manager for Wizards of the Coast, was fired for cause after being caught stealing Magic: The Gathering product, but…
MAIN PHASE 2 – A 1/1 human token’s understanding of reality crumbled today after being used to pay for the cross-dressing Cloud version of Clever Concealment caused them to feel all tingly inside. “When I look at them, I get this weird fuzzy…
Renton, WA – Just weeks after promising no more non-emergency Commander bans this year, Wizards of the Coast announced today that Dockside Chef has been banned retroactive to September 23, 2024. New WotC press secretary Karoline Banitt released a brief statement on the banning:…
Self-proclaimed financial genius Ffej Netrig is certain he’s identified a way to consistently outperform the stock market: something he’s calling his “Warhammer 401k.” That’s right, Mr. Netrig has invested all $2,300 of his life savings into wargame miniatures. “With all this turmoil rocking the stock market every day, I tell…
A new study from The Coalition to Reform Incarceration Tactics (CRIT) has been declared a major victory for those who oppose the current dice jail system. Dice that roll natural ones are typically sent to custom prisons where they are isolated from the larger dice society, sometimes for…
Shreveport, LA – Local tabletop gaming shop Gobin’s Horde has announced that upcoming in-store Magic: The Gathering events will become “rowdy” drafts. A “rowdy” movie screening involves audience members actively interacting with a film in a theater, usually by reciting lines or recreating actions alongside the actors. Spurred by the…
The quiet quitting discussion has made its way to The Forgotten Realms, where party leaders complain young adventurers are choosing to “take 10” rather than risk rolling the dice. Conjuration wizard Zephyra Starbinder claims that her own party’s rogue has been “aking 10 on rolls for months now.
TARKIR – An investigation/robbery by Jeskai authorities this week discovered that Sarkhan Vol‘s dragon obsession is balancing on a dangerous precipice after his budget was found to have allocated funds for Dragon Girl Bathwater. “He’s a dragon half the time which is neat,…
COLUMBUS, OH – Hearts were not shattered this morning when the notorious Dockside Extortionist was denied appeal for banlist parole after serving six months of a life sentence. “What we’re really worried about is recidivism.” Said an unnamed board member who definitely isn’t Ragavan in a fake mustache. “The card’s…
THE INTERNET – The Commander Rules Committee issued an update to its list of banned and restricted cards. While no new bans were made, some cards were removed from the ban list, including powerful and popular choices like Braids, Cabal Minion and…
Think Universes Beyond bringing outside IP into Magic is a recent development? Think again.
Unelected Tarkir clan leaders have asked for lists of five things clan members have done recently to fight dragons.
Jeff interviews Ffej Netrig, CPA and soon-to-be-felon about some light financial crimes he did on behalf of his client.
A local Republican congressman is under fire after mistakenly including Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar in a chat discussing highly-classified information.
Regularly confused man Tatum Groy was overjoyed to hear the news that an upcoming Universes Beyond set is the last one Wizards will produce.
Nearly a dozen fans of Final Fantasy and Magic: The Gathering were seen protesting outside of the headquarters of Square Enix this morning.
"Nobody is listening to me when clearly I know what's best. It's like they're in denial about the obvious danger they're in. How do you live like that?"
Trett Betten reports live from the field on his seemingly unending search for Fblthp! We go live to him now, knee deep in an Ikorian swamp.
Wizards of the Coast and the Commander Format Panel have announced that they are preparing to release a third, even-more-irrelevant banlist.
Richard spent the last 90 minutes searching Scryfall for "Path to Exile 2" after mishearing a nearby conversation during Friday Night Magic.
A local Commander pod was joined by a player wearing a purple cloak and pointy hat who sat down with a deck helmed by Alaundo the Seer.
Other restrictions include only playing Tovolar on a full moon, Talrand at high tide, and Liliana never because he's afraid of intimacy.
"We know when we've got a hit on our hands," said Rosewater on his Magic: The Gathering Drift to Work Podcast.
Musk believes that the interplanar race depicted in Aetherdrift is a real thing and he insists the Cybertruck would have won if it competed.
A local Arena player has had a novel idea for an interesting deck that he's bound to play against nothing but mono red.
While shirking preparation duties for his upcoming inauguration, President Donald Trump took the time to play a game of Magic: The Gathering and annoyed opponents by trying to take their lands whenever he could.
