MACKINAC, MI — What should have been a fairly quiet evening at Brews and Brews, a family owned local game store and pub, ended in tears and bloodshed. Locals are reporting what seems to be nothing short of an absolute slaughter going down at a prerelease event for the new…
RENTON, WA — Earlier today, Wizards of the Coast’s corporate team proudly announced an upcoming set for 2027: “Universes Beyond: Magic: The Gathering.” It’s quite a departure for the company’s usual design space, and it has players asking the question–how will an old, storied property like Magic: The Gathering fit…
PROVIDENCE, RI — Late in January, a group of Hasbro shareholders sued the company, alleging that Hasbro had been overprinting Magic: the Gathering sets to hide losses elsewhere in the company. Since the announcement, a number of new rumors regarding the upcoming slate of Universes Beyond sets have started…
MANHATTAN, NY – A handful of fortunate Magic players were surprised this past weekend while opening their Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease kits to find something from outside of the set entirely: living box turtles stuffed inside with serial numbers stapled to them. This latest promotion feels like a slap in the…
UPDATE: Wizards of The Coast has revealed that an upcoming Secret Lair product will not only contain new Fallout cards based on the Amazon TV show, but also reprint cards from the previous Universes Beyond set. We were blind to think that Wizards wouldn’t take an opportunity to make piles…
Wizards of the Coast has revealed it is partnering up with your favorite thing for its next release. The IP you’ve always wanted is finally coming to Magic, but maybe not in the form you expected. Confirmed during the latest Hasbro earnings call, CEO Chris Cocks described that thing you…
CHANNEL 47 – Laziness has reached new heights this week as workers in charge of grabbing Avatar: The Last Airbender screenshots to replace artwork on Magic: The Gathering cards forgot to remove an iCarly promotional splash from the bottom of the screen. Wizards of the Coast admit the original plan…
Columbus, OH – A tense moment happened at a Halloween event today as a man going to a comic book store while dressed in a Spider-Man costume won a Magic: The Gathering character costume contest by accident. Ted Plensk, the Spider-Man cosplayer and costume contest victor, had not planned to…
Washington, D.C. – During one of his usual incomprehensible and rambling speeches, 34-time convicted felon and former star of The Apprentice Donald Trump announced that he will be sending the National Guard to yet another city. The deployment was made because Trump has been spending the past few days drafting…
In a post on their social media accounts, Wizards of the Coast today announced that, due to the increased volume of intellectual properties being brought into Magic: The Gathering via Universes Beyond, all Commander games going forward should begin with an explanation of your commander’s lore. Universes Beyond has brought…
(Photo by Nick Wolf) ATLANTA, GA – Multiple keen eyed viewers of last week’s MagicCon Atlanta preview panel noticed what appeared to be head Magic designer Mark Rosewater sending a hidden plea for salvation between the thirteenth and fourteenth product announcements. Rosewater himself has denied the…
GET A LAWYER – After seeing a vague, colorful piece of cardboard mug an old woman on Monday morning, the only witness to the crime found themselves unable to finger the Magic: The Gathering card from amongst gathered suspects. “I don’t know how to keep track of these kids anymore.”…
In an effort to keep fans focused on their upcoming Universes Beyond sets, Wizards of the Coast has made the decision to rotate Edge of Eternities out of Standard. This will give fans of the sci-fi set approximately zero days to enjoy its cast of unique characters and…
Renton, WA – With Final Fantasy officially hitting stores this month, it’s time to immediately dive into spoiler season for future product launches! And what could satiate a shareholder’s unquenchable thirst for profit more than us speculating wildly about an entirely new card frame and mechanic from the upcoming Edge of Eternities…
Midgar, Gaia – Tensions grew across the multiverse today as President Shinra the ruling Shinra Electric Power Company issued a surprise 145% tariff on Magic: the Gathering booster packs. This unpredicted tax draws Gaia into the ongoing multiverse trade standoff in a way that this reporter can only describe as…
Redmond, WA – In a move many marketing experts are claiming as “forward-thinking” and “genius”, Wizards of The Coast today announced a set of Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond cards based on the new hit RPG Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Instead of designing new cards, though, Wizards is just producing…
Self-proclaimed financial genius Ffej Netrig is certain he’s identified a way to consistently outperform the stock market: something he’s calling his “Warhammer 401k.” That’s right, Mr. Netrig has invested all $2,300 of his life savings into wargame miniatures. “With all this turmoil rocking the stock market every day, I tell…
Think Universes Beyond bringing outside IP into Magic is a recent development? Think again.
Regularly confused man Tatum Groy was overjoyed to hear the news that an upcoming Universes Beyond set is the last one Wizards will produce.
Nearly a dozen fans of Final Fantasy and Magic: The Gathering were seen protesting outside of the headquarters of Square Enix this morning.
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff's brewed a deck that thrives by placing -1/-1 counters on its own creatures. Why? Come find out!
On March 1st, Wizards of the Coast revealed the product info from their Universes Beyond release for Marvel's Spider-Man, including MSRP.
Players got their first look at a few of the cards featured in Marvel's Spider-Man x Magic: The Gathering, releasing in September. Take a peek!
In an earnings conference, Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks confirmed that there will be no Commander precons for Universes Beyond: Spider-Man.
On the WeeklyMTG stream on Twitch, Wizards showcased a bunch of new cards, as well as many treatments, for Universes Beyond: Final Fantasy!
Universes Beyond: Final Fantasy is almost upon us, and even with Tarkir: Dragonstorm ahead of the new set, the excitement is mounting!
The open position is focused on leading a Universes Beyond "narrative team" as the guest IP sets are poised to take a bigger role in Magic.
Players can soon acquire in-universe versions of the relatively scarce Secret Lair x Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves cards.
