From Apex Devastator’s cascading chaos to a lovely lesson in self-love from Lovestruck Beast, join us for another look at funny Oracle text!
From Apex Devastator’s cascading chaos to a lovely lesson in self-love from Lovestruck Beast, join us for another look at funny Oracle text!
"Sheoldred, the Apocalypse being a nuisance is far lower on the totem pole than rats swimming in the deep fryer."
"Look, do you want to play card games at a table like a loser or with badass holograms?" said Duel Disk inventor and solar elevator salesman Seto Kaiba.
As Orcish Bowmasters dominates every format it's legal in, controversy has erupted and NBC wants a taste of that morally dubious pie.
"I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.
“You wanted me on turn one? Yeah I wanted you to wash your goddamn hands before touching me. Life is full of disappointments."