Author Archives: Jon Ruggiero

Jon Ruggiero

Escape room designer, comedy show host, satire writer; Jon Ruggiero never misses an opportunity to do weird things for money. He's written for Cracked, Hard Times and Hard Drive, and hopes you enjoy what he writes here.

Twitch Streamer Makes Better MTG: Arena Client Inside Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom

Jon Ruggiero • July 31, 2023

Satire

A local twitch streamer has developed an improved version of the MTG Arena client entirely within The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

Upcoming Diablo-Themed Secret Lair Reprints Old Cards At Worse Power Level

Jon Ruggiero • July 25, 2023

Satire

A partnership between two beloved companies creates some of the worst product either has put out, but they know you're sill going to buy it.