Unelected Tarkir clan leaders have asked for lists of five things clan members have done recently to fight dragons.
Unelected Tarkir clan leaders have asked for lists of five things clan members have done recently to fight dragons.
Jeff interviews Ffej Netrig, CPA and soon-to-be-felon about some light financial crimes he did on behalf of his client.
A local Republican congressman is under fire after mistakenly including Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar in a chat discussing highly-classified information.
Regularly confused man Tatum Groy was overjoyed to hear the news that an upcoming Universes Beyond set is the last one Wizards will produce.
Nearly a dozen fans of Final Fantasy and Magic: The Gathering were seen protesting outside of the headquarters of Square Enix this morning.
Other restrictions include only playing Tovolar on a full moon, Talrand at high tide, and Liliana never because he's afraid of intimacy.
The card has drawn criticism for being overpowered. Senior staff in R&D were told it was fine by Playtesting, but they were all of them deceived.
Donald Trump, managed to explain the oft misunderstood Magic: The Gathering mechanic "banding" during a recent town hall event.
"At this point I'm getting frustrated, since that's two lands in a row and I needed literally any other card to start reading his fortune."
The company assigned the task of psychological torture to the Modern Horizons team due to their expertise in the field.
An elderly card shop owner recently warned a group of teenage customers away from pre-purchasing a box of Duskmourn: House of Horror.
A prominent figure in Democratic government policy has made the brash decision to change Commanders one hour into a game.
OPPONENT'S BATTLEFIELD - Salmon & beloved father to thousands Phillip Sherman has raised concerns over the unfair treatment of his family while other animals get to be people. We caught up with the protesting patriarch while he fertilized a riverbed full of eggs in the nude. "What, everyone who goes…
Universes Beyond: Call of Duty will consist of nothing but reprints and be released yearly with zero significant changes or innovations.
The bipedal pavement sculptor who wandered in front of traffic is presumed to have had amnesia for the 86th time and forgot what crosswalks are.
The decision to pay the alternative cost was made by Dennis Caturwal, who sacrificed his Great Aunt Lucile to keep the apartment.
Professional Magic: The Gathering player Michael Bertlong was seen picking a Tarmogoyf token out of a freshly-opened pack of Modern Horizons 3.
MOX MANIA - A new, not-at-all shocking report finds that that dude you played against with a precon over a decade ago has never forgiven you for Counterspelling his commander. Dude Berrywidth is currently 29 years old. In the time since your fateful casual…
Local politicians are doing their part to ensure the state remains energy-independent by banning all the energy cards from Modern Horizons 3.
Cephalids perfectly capture what I love about life in general. No matter how worthless the people in your life make you feel, you can find a home.
"We're a simple folk," explained Hunter while doing the back-breaking daily labor of organizing his draft chaff.
Fremont’s Magic scene has been rocked by Curtis Theseus’s paradoxical claim that his expensively upgraded Sevinne deck is actually still a precon.
“It happened to my girlfriend too but that was after her god damn skin turned inside out. She didn’t leave it in her back pocket with her keys.”
She proceeded to gush “Oh my god I can’t believe you’re using Dragon Shields, you are so brave. If I were playing with those, I'd be sooooo embarrassed.”
Pringles and Wizards have teamed up to create the ultimate storage box for hyperbolic paraboloids, perfect for potato crisps or curled Magic foils!
Wizards was concerned that any other option would result in messages from guys with anime girl profile pictures saying “I’m not racist but…”
Pinkerton employees have been sent to the home of a man who dared to remember the announcement of a Magic: The Gathering TV show.
He believes that tutors are unhealthy for the format, Universes Beyond is bad, and that maybe WotC designs too many cards for Commander.
