Adblocker Skips Entire Episode Of Game Knights
Don't harass anyone you fucks. This is a satirical, exaggerated article. The folks behind a silly card game show are not horrible people I intend to personally destroy. I just don't like ads 🙁
What was originally thought to be a bug caused the popular web extension uBlock Origin to skip 100% of the latest Game Knights video.
"We thought it was a glitch," said extension developer Raymond Hill, "but after the pre roll ad, the intro ads, the talk about cool Wizards of the Coast products, the Card Kingdom sponsor plug seven minutes in, the Patreon they also need for some reason, and the midrolls about Factor some idiot wrote, I think the extension just decided to do everyone a favor and pull the plug."
Game Knights special guest dude who's way too famous to be doing this had a lot to say about the state of the show during his own serial killer-esque confessional.
"So Jimmy played a Foretell card, which is an awesome mechanic designed by Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro, on his new Ultra Pro Final Fantasty Playmat. Josh followed up with a Reaper's Scythe which has its own cool Job Select mechanic new to the Universes Beyond: Final Fantasy precon decks available from our affiliate Card Kingdom link below."
The guest continued verbally looping until the 60 minute runtime was met, at which point we're pretty sure he was speaking in tongues.
"Yeah we have a few sponsors to keep the show going." said show co-host Jimmy Wong. "It's just the nature of the beast. They aren't too obtrusive, just like the nutritional substitutes in every Factor™ box. Save 10% on your first order by using code #HELPICANTSTOP"
Many viewers have noted how YouTube has been cracking down on explicit content, so it's weird to see such a big channel jerking Wizards of the Coast off on camera.
Viewers concerned about the health risks of unhealthy marketing exposure should check out Zocdoc because the show about card games is promoting healthcare resources now sure fuck it. Take your medical advice from the guy reading the entire communist manifesto to explain why he just let everyone draw with Temple Bell.
