Erie, PA – Norman Gilbert, a well-known Magic: The Gathering player in town, was kicked out of local game store The Goblin’s Den permanently due to the content of his “The Aristocrats”-themed commander deck. The deck, filled with joke and banned cards, was created by Gilbert likely to either elicit…
SHITASS GAMES – For their upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Prerelease event, one devoted local game store has delved headfirst into immersion by shrouding their business in the smell of poop water for the past 30 years. The community has lovingly rallied around the event, with some members going so…
"Nobody is listening to me when clearly I know what's best. It's like they're in denial about the obvious danger they're in. How do you live like that?"
During the Magic Presents: Pride event, all legal Commanders will be treated as though they had the Partner mechanic.
After Hurricane Helene cut a swath through the southern United States, Charla Schlueter of Gamers' Haunt feared the worst.
With each set in recent years, Magic has announced a "Commander Party" event to go alongside it. Bloomburrow is no different!
A handful have even sought out bed frames crafted from Modern Horizons 3 cards to enjoy the sensation of getting railed.
MOX MANIA – A new, not-at-all shocking report finds that that dude you played against with a precon over a decade ago has never forgiven you for Counterspelling his commander. Dude Berrywidth is currently 29 years old. In the time since your fateful casual…
She proceeded to gush “Oh my god I can’t believe you’re using Dragon Shields, you are so brave. If I were playing with those, I'd be sooooo embarrassed.”
A local Magic enthusiast recently clicked on a "Singles In Your Area" internet advertisement to mixed results.
After a commander has been shuffled once or twice, they enter a quantum superposition of always being on the other side of the god damn deck.
Should you cater your Commander games to Mr. Solitaire Combo or the whole group? How important are good vibes to the satisfaction of all players?
Please be advised that an organized theft spree has affected many local gaming stores in the Midwestern United States.
"We want to keep the game fun for everyone," said Canks. "Except for Kevin. Seriously, **** that guy. Fast mana warps the entire game, and Kevin warps my fundamental belief that human beings are inherently good."
