In a scathing press release, Wizards of the Coast announced that a Skibidi Toilet-themed Universes Beyond product has been developed.
In a scathing press release, Wizards of the Coast announced that a Skibidi Toilet-themed Universes Beyond product has been developed.
Stoked with your Secret Lair? Recent reports suggest that everyone else who got the same Secret Lair got a much better bonus card.
Is there anything cooler and funnier than the number 69? Local cool guy Walt Flitsam spent a small fortune on the joke that just doesn't get old.
Prominent Democratic Party members are examining where things went wrong this election cycle, with some claiming it was thanks to the Arena shuffler.
Turn those useless cards into fun and exciting treats for Halloween!
Donald Trump, managed to explain the oft misunderstood Magic: The Gathering mechanic "banding" during a recent town hall event.
The local Commander enthusiast currently holds his Magic collection in a duct-tapped Khans of Tarkir fat pack dripping with an unknown fluid.
"At this point I'm getting frustrated, since that's two lands in a row and I needed literally any other card to start reading his fortune."
With cards from Duskmourn featuring cards like Fear of Falling and Fear of Missing Out, it's a wonder Fear of Intimacy didn't make it to print.
A new report suggests that the average adult human has a Dragon Shield sleeve's worth of plastic in their body!
Donald Trump claims he saw a Magic: The Gathering Commander game in Springfield, Ohio where a player abused a Cauldron Familiar.
The company assigned the task of psychological torture to the Modern Horizons team due to their expertise in the field.
Television personality Dr. Oz released a video on YouTube outlining a new health regiment he discovered with the help of glowing moths.
Local mother Sandra Boozler has discovered that playing the Duskmourn story audio in reverse will reveal a playable mono black deck for Modern.
First-time homebuyers Jordan and Parker Bader don't mind that their new home occasionally tries to consume them. For them, it's a reasonable compromise.
A controversial new Alchemy card reveals your opponents private details including full name, address, and social security number.
A local Magic: The Gathering player has been studying meditation and is using what he's learned to create his mantra and attempt to become better at the game.
When approached for comment, Garfield (the person, not the cat) described how the offer initially bemused him, as he is no fan of lasagna.
Put a Magic card in your mouth, regardless of what the creators of Magic: The Gathering and common sense might tell you.
Animal control agents are asking people to stop contacting them about "animal infestations" they've seen at game shops running events for Bloomburrow.
An elderly card shop owner recently warned a group of teenage customers away from pre-purchasing a box of Duskmourn: House of Horror.
A handful have even sought out bed frames crafted from Modern Horizons 3 cards to enjoy the sensation of getting railed.
A prominent figure in Democratic government policy has made the brash decision to change Commanders one hour into a game.
OPPONENT'S BATTLEFIELD - Salmon & beloved father to thousands Phillip Sherman has raised concerns over the unfair treatment of his family while other animals get to be people. We caught up with the protesting patriarch while he fertilized a riverbed full of eggs in the nude. "What, everyone who goes…
Universes Beyond: Call of Duty will consist of nothing but reprints and be released yearly with zero significant changes or innovations.
The bipedal pavement sculptor who wandered in front of traffic is presumed to have had amnesia for the 86th time and forgot what crosswalks are.
The decision to pay the alternative cost was made by Dennis Caturwal, who sacrificed his Great Aunt Lucile to keep the apartment.
The British Army has received support from swaths of American citizens clamoring for a return to fascist monarchic rule for some fucking reason. This fervor has the current British Monarch they still have for some reason feeling absolutely giddy.
