I DON’T THINK WE’RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE OH WAIT WE ARE IT JUST SUCKS – An exhausted world apathetically sighed this week after a transgender Commander player was targeted for discard even though they were already hellbent with zero lands on the battlefield. “Honestly after having everything else systematically stripped…
A SMALL TOWN WHERE SURELY NOBODY COULD FIND LOVE – A tale of romance unfolded at the local game store earlier this week as, when an opponent asked if anyone would like to cut their deck, two players attempting to do so made intimate accidental hand contact. The incident occurred at…
SEATTLE, WA — Chaos and calamity struck a typically peaceful community potluck Wednesday evening when a food fight erupted amongst a group of local magic players confounded by the interaction of a 7-layer dip. What began as a simple question about how to eat the dip quickly escalated to insults,…
Hi there, reader! I’m Dr. Foxglove, and I’m a new addition to the Commander’s Herald. I talk about things like death, sex, and trauma; and I use Magic: the Gathering to help me do it. It would make sense, then, that our…
SPOOKY MESOTHELIOMA ATTIC – A group of rowdy college students who uncovered a dusty old Ouija board then decided to play Commander have been thrown into turmoil after the player using it as a playmat systematically countered or removed every single card Dave has played. The game started casually enough…
Foxborough, MA – After sparking controversy for allegedly cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert, a new video has been circulating online showing Andrew Bryon kingmaking Kristin Cabot during a recent Magic: The Gathering game. Bryon, the CEO of confusingly-described infrastructure management company Astronomer, was playing Commander with Cabot,…
Renton, WA – Just weeks after promising no more non-emergency Commander bans this year, Wizards of the Coast announced today that Dockside Chef has been banned retroactive to September 23, 2024. New WotC press secretary Karoline Banitt released a brief statement on the banning:…
COLUMBUS, OH – Hearts were not shattered this morning when the notorious Dockside Extortionist was denied appeal for banlist parole after serving six months of a life sentence. “What we’re really worried about is recidivism.” Said an unnamed board member who definitely isn’t Ragavan in a fake mustache. “The card’s…
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine Illustrated by Anthony Devine I HAVE SOME NEWS Before we move ahead with the latest Am I The Bolas? article you’re here for, I have some news. You may have noticed that a couple of weeks ago, AITB was on…
Jeff continues the set review season with a look at the enemy two-colored cards from Tarkir: Dragonstorm and Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander.
Today, Tyler 'Savesya' Bucks brings us a list of the best commons & uncommons you can find in Tarkir: Dragonstorm!
As a beginner, is it better to build a deck from scratch or just buy a precon and use that?
In this column I give you with a deep dive into ideas that should help get you started brewing your own Commander Zombie deck around Temmet, Naktamun's Will.
Tyler 'Savesya' Bucks is here with an interesting take on the new commander Eshki Dragonclaw... Read the article now to find out what it is!
New to Commander and struggling to pick your first commander? Find out everything you need to know in this guide on how to choose a commander.
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff's brewed a deck that thrives by placing -1/-1 counters on its own creatures. Why? Come find out!
Take a trip to Bikini Bottom with Tyler 'Savesya' Bucks and his list of fourteen cards you should buy to make your own SpongeBob Deck!
Let's compare a Zaxara, the Exemplary deck built by a guest on Game Knights against EDHREC's sample list compiled from thousands of decks!
CommandFest 2025 events will be held in Orlando, Florida, in April and Shanghai, China, in May, with more dates to be added. Are you excited for their return?
In this new series, Jeff Girten takes a look at adapting existing decks to the new Commander Brackets starting with the Upgraded Bracket.
Tyler 'Savesya' Bucks is here with a list of fourteen budget cards to help you on your way to building a Shiko, Paragon of the Way deck!
On the latest episode of Plot Twist, Jeff's redesigned his personal cycling-reanimator deck around Hashaton, Scarab's Fist. How bad could it be?
In an earnings conference, Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks confirmed that there will be no Commander precons for Universes Beyond: Spider-Man.
Roman Milan speaks with resident advice columnist Mike Carrozza to discuss the experience of being brand new to Commander.
This column shines the spotlight on Nissa, Worldsoul Speaker & provides ideas that should help get you started brewing your own Commander deck around it!
On today's edition of Bulk Up, Tyler 'Savesya' Bucks takes one last look at Aetherdrift. This time around: The budget Rares from the set.
Art inspires art, and Brandon Amico has built an EDH deck based on Madeline Miller's "Circe" with a custom-painted commander.
Blink and you'll miss this week's twisty brew featuring Ketramose, the New Dawn and tons of repeatable exile effects!
