"Sheoldred, the Apocalypse being a nuisance is far lower on the totem pole than rats swimming in the deep fryer."
"Sheoldred, the Apocalypse being a nuisance is far lower on the totem pole than rats swimming in the deep fryer."
Try to act shocked: there's a huge issue with a card WOTC recently printed. This time, though, it involves a swear word!
"We want to keep the game fun for everyone," said Canks. "Except for Kevin. Seriously, **** that guy. Fast mana warps the entire game, and Kevin warps my fundamental belief that human beings are inherently good."
The Rakdos stand in solidarity with the striking workers, and the workers reluctantly deal with the blood demons and fiery weirdos.
"Look, do you want to play card games at a table like a loser or with badass holograms?" said Duel Disk inventor and solar elevator salesman Seto Kaiba.
The Speaker of The House is ready to take down the president for something as simple as a son's banlist violation.
When you have to pay a fee every time you install a game, just think of it as paying the one for a Rhystic Study tax.
Elon Musk makes a groundbreaking and forward-thinking Commander deck by replacing Kotori with Shorikai. What will this genius think of next?
The Castle Assault designers thought they stole a treasure, when really they stole a bunch of reprints no one asked for.
Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoiled, left to live.
A local man is still looking for the card he called "perfect" for his friend's deck. The search continues days after Cameron Dodds hosted a weekend Commander bash at his home in Whitby.
This biased response from a new AI program might call into question a computer's ability to understand the color pie.
In an earth shattering announcement, Wizards of the Coast has spoiled a new Simic creature that draws an extra card and puts a land onto the battlefield!
From the mind that brought you The Dark Knight and Tenet comes a story of one man trying to figure out why this pack only has fourteen cards.
"Ever since that tragic day in the alley behind the opera house, I've done everything in my power to ensure the winged rats will never feel safe again."
You've escaped the CIA safehouse, and gotten out of the mummy's tomb, but can you beat someone playing Tangle Wire?
"The site told me to talk to my babushka and I realized the bottomless hole in my heart "will never be filled with cardboard, only homemade cookies."
Waste products covered in Magic art are clogging the country, what does Wizard of The Coast have to say about it?
As Orcish Bowmasters dominates every format it's legal in, controversy has erupted and NBC wants a taste of that morally dubious pie.
A local twitch streamer has developed an improved version of the MTG Arena client entirely within The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
"I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.
A partnership between two beloved companies creates some of the worst product either has put out, but they know you're sill going to buy it.
“You wanted me on turn one? Yeah I wanted you to wash your goddamn hands before touching me. Life is full of disappointments."
Yeah, yeah, Razaketh is really exciting and we're all looking forward to Commander Masters, but have you seen this photo of Jason Alt?
Commander at its core is a casual format in the same vein that life is a casual format where trying to assign true purpose to any idea is a futile gesture.
In a calamity that rivals the eruption of Pompeii, a Magic: The Gathering artist poured their heart and soul into a gorgeous creation, only for Wizards of the Coast to assign said art to an underwhelming, rehashed Overrun that nobody cares about.
Charlie Bucket, meet Timmy Took. The One Of One and Only Ring has finally been opened and traded up into a playable staple that will leave you smiling at the economic knowledge of the newest generation of Magic player.
Wizards of the Coast made waves when they sent Khamûl The Easterling armed with an ancient ring of power after a small child who opened a pack.
