RANDOM COFFEE HOUSE - I went to a coffee house to have a talk with Dwight Schrute about his recent Secret Lair and how he thinks Secret Lair is going. He was already there when we got there to talk. We sat with him introduced ourselves and started the interview with him.
Commanders Herald: "How do you feel about Secret Lair even though for many people they did not enjoy that yours existed?"
Dwight Schrute: "I think it's going well. As you saw mine sold out immediately and that shows that people are actually interested in seeing me on a magic card."
CH: "Right but don't you think Wizards of the Coast are starting to not really care about its audience, but caring about money instead?"
DS: "Not really. That's how a company makes money is to sell things they know will sell."
As the interview went on it seemed like he was all for how low WotC has come along with Secret Lair. While we were talking it seemed like without us noticing he played the UNO reverse card on us and started interviewing us.
DS: "How do you feel about the direction WotC is taking Secret Lair? Are you happy with it or is it not going well?"\
CH: "Well I thought it was fine when they stuck with the fantasy theme. Hell even when they did Fallout it was fine because it was just a video game. Spider-Man is a little sketchy because it's based in New York City. But yours is real bad. It's basically the same as going across the hall, pointing at some rando name Joe and beeing like "That's the next face of Magic: the Gathering". It just doesn't fit or work."
After that something changed. The air just shifted. We were scared for our lives, but in the end he just got up and left without saying anything. He also left6 us with the bill which was a total douche move. We paid the bill and left not wanting to deal with him ever again.
Now we're back at the office kind of scared to publish this because it seems WotC sees a joke and makes it a Secret Lair so we're probably going to see Secret Lair: My Friend Across the Hall next.
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