Romantic Tension Escalates As Two Commander Players Going To Cut Same Deck’s Hands Touch

A SMALL TOWN WHERE SURELY NOBODY COULD FIND LOVE – A tale of romance unfolded at the local game store earlier this week as, when an opponent asked if anyone would like to cut their deck, two players attempting to do so made intimate accidental hand contact.

The incident occurred at Valentine’s Day Single’s Night, an event the LGS manager was really fucking proud of themselves for coming up with while crying in the bulk box.

Melissa Baker & Charlene Lawyerer, two members of the pod with different backgrounds (Baker with Master Chef and Lawyerer with $40k in student loan debt) first grazed each other’s fingertips above the oddly progressive anime titty playmat. 

Lawyerer, a big city lawyer who hates Christmas, and Baker, a struggling baker days away from going out of business, getting on a plane and marrying some jerk, met at the pod after six hours of standing around awkwardly waiting for a spot to open up.

“Haha yeah it was cute.” said Lawyerer who took the initiative without combat damage the fuck am I writing, “When there was only one seat, I definitely didn’t think about offering my lap. Then we held hands and the rest is history.”

About three quarters of the way through the game, the pair got into a heated argument over a rules dispute  that shouldn’t have been an issue at all but the writers can’t just let people be happy.

Thankfully the situation was salvaged by a sweeping romantic gesture and not, I don’t know, talking to eachother.

“I was so angry after that, I stormed out.” said Baker. “Next thing I know, she’s running up to me in the rain to apologize and confess her feelings. On the one hand. It was really sweet, but she left her backpack open and lost about $2500 worth of cards. She said something about love being worth it but dude come-on you had a serialized Ragavan, the hell are you talking about?”

Some have criticized the couple for suddenly ramping into a relationship, somehow managing to move in together before turn 5, while others have told those people to get the stick out of their ass. 

In the end, the Arcades player took down their walls, tapped out, and opened themselves up for a chance at love. 

Update: She blew up my lands that fucking bitch