Creature Used To Convoke Final Fantasy Clever Concealment Questioning Everything

MAIN PHASE 2 - A 1/1 human token's understanding of reality crumbled today after being used to pay for the cross-dressing Cloud version of Clever Concealment caused them to feel all tingly inside.

"When I look at them, I get this weird fuzzy feeling in my chest." said said 1/1. "Cloud just looks so pretty, wish I could be like that. I mean, every creature does, right? I tried asking the other convoke guys, but they laughed and called me slurs, so it's probably just some weird sex thing." 

Human Person recently returned from an Unfinity draft with thigh high stickers it was reluctant to take off. They've reportedly encountered similar feelings in the past after attacking with Alesha, being stepped on sacrificed by Liliana, and watching an ungodly amount of Ranma ½.

"I was in the subliminal hellscape all creatures go to when phased out and had a long time to think thanks to Bailey's 30 fucking minute turn." continued the exerted creature. "I searched for the source of these feelings, but some Panglacial Wurm-ass trauma popped up and I ultimately failed to find. All of my friends and family just died to a boardwipe, yet somehow this is what monopolized my thoughts."

The creature's controller is happy to support the 1/1 in their self discovery, but laments the fact that they need a blocker god dammit can we take the egg off of the stove for a sec.

While the token continues to ruminate, another permanent used to convoke the spell maintains that he's a confidently vanilla creature who definitely isn't weirdly attracted to Cloud dressed up like that.