Board Game Night Ruined by Guy Asking if People Want to Play Board Games
Tragedy struck at a local board game night when an attendee murdered the vibe. The culprit, Larry Fisher, was witnessed asking multiple other guests when they were going…
Jake is a freelance writer from the likely fictional state of Wyoming. You can find his work on other satire sites and even the occasional real news site. He plays bards in D&D and Grand Arbiter in MTG because he likes to diversify the kind of obnoxious he is.
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