please remember that this satire and not things i believe


Joe DeNoon • June 30, 2026

THE COUCH, MY BASEMENT – Well, my wife found my Moxfield account. And suffice to say, I’m in the doghouse. Says I spend too much time on it. What does she want? Should I not organize my 4,000 decks? I didn’t know having a hobby was illegal.

Jacob VanGundy • November 7, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Technology Information Consultants CEO John Rogers has revealed that he is preparing an ally typal deck in preparation for next June. The deck is an important part of Rogers’ branding strategy as both a representative of his company and a Magic…