MADISON, WI – Local scissoring/roller derby champion Amber Keldemeldy was shocked this week to discover that not only is the morning news a thing people still watch, but that her dating app bio had been broadcast on a pink chart labeled ‘unattractive hobbies to women’. “Yeah my roommate that I…
MAIN PHASE 2 – A 1/1 human token’s understanding of reality crumbled today after being used to pay for the cross-dressing Cloud version of Clever Concealment caused them to feel all tingly inside. “When I look at them, I get this weird fuzzy…
“If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata.” said Fyve between handing out fidget spinner crosses.
