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Jeff Girten • June 9, 2025

Renton, WA – With Final Fantasy officially hitting stores this month, it’s time to immediately dive into spoiler season for future product launches! And what could satiate a shareholder’s unquenchable thirst for profit more than us speculating wildly about an entirely new card frame and mechanic from the upcoming Edge of Eternities…

Jeff Girten • June 4, 2025

Midgar, Gaia – Tensions grew across the multiverse today as President Shinra the ruling Shinra Electric Power Company issued a surprise 145% tariff on Magic: the Gathering booster packs. This unpredicted tax draws Gaia into the ongoing multiverse trade standoff in a way that this reporter can only describe as…

Jeff Girten • May 15, 2025

Renton, WA – Just weeks after promising no more non-emergency Commander bans this year, Wizards of the Coast announced today that Dockside Chef has been banned retroactive to September 23, 2024.  New WotC press secretary Karoline Banitt released a brief statement on the banning:…