LYNCHBURG, VA — Following a string of controversies, walk-backs, and general fan animosity surrounding their parent company’s recent contracts with ICE, ReedPop announced earlier this week that they would be creating a separate event “catering to a more Patriotic crowd that don’t feel as welcome as they should…
PHYREXIA MINNESOTA – Americans are up in arms today after an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer fatally shot a Magic player who had nothing but an untapped Mountain on their person. According to officials, the kinda sorta law enforcement agent heroically murdered the hellbent player in cold blood because he had…
Atlanta, GA – According to a report from The Weather Channel, numerous Dark Depths around the country have quickly lost their ice counters due to the recent US heat wave. The hotter weather, also felt around the world, has inversely affected Magic: The…
Los Angeles, CA – During the unrest caused by their very organization, an ICE Agent stopped at local game shop Freedom’s Banner Collectibles to play some games of Magic: The Gathering‘s Commander format. The agent, whose identity was obscured the entire time they were in-store, was in town on undisclosed…
