Clearly Infected Dr. Oz Explains Health Benefits of Moths in New Video

Duskmourn - Former medical television personality Dr. Mehmet Oz released a video on his YouTube channel this week outlining a new health regiment he discovered with the help of strange glowing moths.

Dr. Oz, whose television show was canceled in 2022 but has rarely made public appearances since, released the clip earlier this week. In it he discusses his current obsession with moths, including decorating his new studio with them.

"I gotta tell you about a wonderful sensation I've been feeling," proclaims Dr. Oz while his pupil-less eyes stare directly into the camera. "Let's get into it: a few months ago I discovered a strange wooden door in my house surrounded by carvings of moths. Ever since I walked through it I've felt spectacular. I feel fresher, more alive, and a part of something bigger, something more important to myself. It's like being a Trump supporter, but better!

"Also, you might as well disregard every other thing I've taught you in previous videos. It's all been pseudo-science nonsense to get you scared enough to buy supplements and tickets to my events. All of that is useless garbage compared to what you can gain by adapting moths to your everyday routine. Just simply letting the moths cover your body can reduce belly fat, increase your energy, and remove any useless thoughts like 'what is happening to me' and 'how can I escape this hell'."

At this point in the video, Dr. Oz is shown standing up, performing various feats of strength, and doing nothing to hide the fact that he has grown wings out of his back.

"Check this out, folks: before I knew the moths, I could never quickly crawl on the ceiling, or throw a couch across the room. Look at me now! And if you're one of the millions of Americans dealing with fear, you don't have to worry about that anymore. The moths will remove any fear in your heart and mind, letting you live your best life at the loss of any and all personal identity. Who needs a sense of self when you can have the moths! Together we can become healthier, become better people within the eyes of Valvagoth, and we can make America one with The House."

At the end of the video, an advertisement appears for a new oil-based wellness treatment created by someone named Dr. Gitaxis.