cEDH Commander Just a Bunch of Tutors in a Trenchcoat
"Mhmm yes I am single legendary creature." Rograkh said while stumbling around in comically oversized sleeves. "Am a goblin with many keyboards."
"Mhmm yes I am single legendary creature." Rograkh said while stumbling around in comically oversized sleeves. "Am a goblin with many keyboards."
"Sheoldred, the Apocalypse being a nuisance is far lower on the totem pole than rats swimming in the deep fryer."
"We want to keep the game fun for everyone," said Canks. "Except for Kevin. Seriously, **** that guy. Fast mana warps the entire game, and Kevin warps my fundamental belief that human beings are inherently good."
"Look, do you want to play card games at a table like a loser or with badass holograms?" said Duel Disk inventor and solar elevator salesman Seto Kaiba.
When you have to pay a fee every time you install a game, just think of it as paying the one for a Rhystic Study tax.
Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoiled, left to live.
In an earth shattering announcement, Wizards of the Coast has spoiled a new Simic creature that draws an extra card and puts a land onto the battlefield!
"Ever since that tragic day in the alley behind the opera house, I've done everything in my power to ensure the winged rats will never feel safe again."
"The site told me to talk to my babushka and I realized the bottomless hole in my heart "will never be filled with cardboard, only homemade cookies."
As Orcish Bowmasters dominates every format it's legal in, controversy has erupted and NBC wants a taste of that morally dubious pie.
"I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.
“You wanted me on turn one? Yeah I wanted you to wash your goddamn hands before touching me. Life is full of disappointments."
Yeah, yeah, Razaketh is really exciting and we're all looking forward to Commander Masters, but have you seen this photo of Jason Alt?
Commander at its core is a casual format in the same vein that life is a casual format where trying to assign true purpose to any idea is a futile gesture.
In a calamity that rivals the eruption of Pompeii, a Magic: The Gathering artist poured their heart and soul into a gorgeous creation, only for Wizards of the Coast to assign said art to an underwhelming, rehashed Overrun that nobody cares about.
Charlie Bucket, meet Timmy Took. The One Of One and Only Ring has finally been opened and traded up into a playable staple that will leave you smiling at the economic knowledge of the newest generation of Magic player.
Wizards of the Coast made waves when they sent Khamûl The Easterling armed with an ancient ring of power after a small child who opened a pack.
Naomi Krause has just blown the cEDH meta to pieces with the incredible discovery of this budget Teferi, Temporal Archmage deck!
Feel like reading some words about squid people? No? Up yours. This New Capenna set review is for fans of the best creature type, Cephalids.
Brewing a deck in the way only Going Brokkos can, today Naomi breaks down how to spend way too much on a Kianne, Dean of Substance deck!
No one writes a set review quite like Naomi, and today she rounds out the Commander's Herald EDH review of Innistrad: Midnight Hunt!
Ever wanted to durdle and spend way too much money on a wacky mono-red EDH deck? Of course you did, and Naomi has just the brew for you!
Do you like auras? Equipment? Galea, Kindler of Hope might be the commander for you. Read Naomi's review of the whole deck!
Naomi has another insane deck that probably didn't need to be made, but here we are. Welcome to Celestial Kirin EDH, Going Brokkos style!
Do you feel like piloting the strongest Tribe in all of Magic the Gathering? No? Cool, let me introduce Cephalids, #4 in the Top 5 Squid Races of Dominaria.
Ever wanted to blow out the budget into a wacky mono-white combo deck in EDH? Then Naomi has exactly the Yomiji build you're looking for!
It turns out you can build any - and all - themes into Wydwen, the Biting Gale EDH if you work hard enough and blow out the bankroll. Which is exactly what Naomi has done!
Ever wondered what a way-too-expensive Tetzimoc EDH deck looks like? You've come to the right place, as Naomi breaks the bank to build around Tetzimoc in Commander.