Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward

I’M SO TIRED – Ultimate Guard, the corporation behind ok TCG accessories, came under fire last week after it was discovered that they used AI Photoshop tools I don’t even like using in stupid header images on released deckboxes instead of paying the artist for revisions. 

The company, previously embroiled in controversy for creating new Harry Potter merchandise in the year 2025, pledges that they will exercise better judgement from here on out when giving cash to bigots.

“Look, we made a mistake and for that we apologize.” said company spokesperson Thomas Uncle. “I mean, we didn’t really, but come on it was close enough. Rest assured, from here on out we are dedicating ourselves to supporting artists by paying them (to draw silly Wizards written and licensed by a holocaust denier). Our upcoming collaboration with Harold McNeil on what we think are Charlie Chaplin sleeves will be 100% drawn by the artist’s own, non-artificial, blood stained hands.”

Many fans didn’t appreciate the given apology, saying the AI pledge was a non-committal statement that excludes non-Magic IPs. Some, on the other hand, expressed passionate support for exclusion.

“I’m glad they won’t be taking cheap shortcuts,” said some guy named Dave. “Nobody deserves to be disrespected and misrepresented like that. Besides, it’s not like Rowling denied the holocaust THAT much you god damn freaks.”

“I don’t even get why this is such a big deal to trans people, it’s just a game.” added another supporter below 278 comments debating whether or not they have the right to exist in a thread about cardboard. “Just chill out already.”

When asked about her thoughts on the matter, one transgender woman commented “dude I’m so tired,” while a trans man said something but we’re just gonna pretend they don’t exist like everyone does in these stories.