Why did you Click That Link?

I swear, y’all are unbelievable! We teach you all not to click strange and dangerous links, but NO, you just had to click it anyway.

$16 Billion Dollars were lost last year to cyber crime. Our company works on a shoestring budget, we can’t afford to lose more to the carelessness of our users. If we weren’t here to stop you, who knows what would have happened to our systems, much less yours.

Now everyone in the IT Department needs to stay late and check to make sure you didn’t do any major damage. Our dinner plans are ruined now; we’ll just have to save that Sauerbraten for another month. I hope you’re happy.

Just because of that, everyone now has to take another round of Cyber Security Training. See you all Monday, jackass!