Mount Pleasant, WI – Confusion and anger plague local residents after “the world’s most powerful” AI datacenter was recently built within the city, which has caused a massive drain on many of the town’s resources. The need for cooling at the Microsoft’s auspiciously-named Fairwater datacenter has gotten so severe that…
Local entrepreneur Elon Musk recently caused a stir in the Magic: The Gathering community when his mother announced she would be campaigning on his behalf to get formerly banned cards unbanned.
OPPONENT’S BATTLEFIELD – Salmon & beloved father to thousands Phillip Sherman has raised concerns over the unfair treatment of his family while other animals get to be people. We caught up with the protesting patriarch while he fertilized a riverbed full of eggs in the nude. “What, everyone who goes…
