CUMMING, Iowa — A strange occurrence has rocked a quiet Iowa town. Bimpo “Stinky” Scruggs, a frequent player of planeswalker-centered Commander decks at Cumming Comics and Adult Novelties, has been regretting his choice of deck theme as of late. For reasons he personally has yet to discover, Scruggs’ planeswalkers keep…
TARKIR – An investigation/robbery by Jeskai authorities this week discovered that Sarkhan Vol‘s dragon obsession is balancing on a dangerous precipice after his budget was found to have allocated funds for Dragon Girl Bathwater. “He’s a dragon half the time which is neat,…
The bipedal pavement sculptor who wandered in front of traffic is presumed to have had amnesia for the 86th time and forgot what crosswalks are.
“It happened to my girlfriend too but that was after her god damn skin turned inside out. She didn’t leave it in her back pocket with her keys.”
Remember Signature Spellbooks? What were they, and why did they stop making them? Find out in this edition of Retrospective Review.
Let's dig into the story of Garruk. Who is he? Why does he only pop up now and then? Could Wizards have done a better job with his story?
