Bloomburrow Delayed After Truck Runs Over Jace On The Highway Naomi Krause • July 12, 2024 Satire The bipedal pavement sculptor who wandered in front of traffic is presumed to have had amnesia for the 86th time and forgot what crosswalks are.
New Magic Rule Explains Loot Commits A Crime By Existing Jon Ruggiero • April 10, 2024 Satire If Loot, the Key to Everything is your commander, on the battlefield, or in your hand, graveyard, or library, you are a criminal.