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Chess League Hires Magic: The Gathering Buttcrack Guy To Detect Cheaters Naomi Krause • April 26, 2024 Satire Organizers recruited Sid Blair, the most talented buttcrack inspector of his generation, to sniff out dirty plays then pull them out root & stem.