Play Group of New MtG Players Cannot Determine Which IP Lorwyn Eclipsed is From
Gainesville, FL–A local friend group has been pushed into unfriendly discourse as debate rages over which Intellectual Property the new Magic the Gathering set is from. “I started playing for Final Fantasy Avatar, and I recognize Sonic the Hedgehog Cronos from God of War, but when I saw the new previews for Edge of Eternity Lorwyn Eclipsed coming out I couldn’t find any existing information on it,” says Mitch McMillan, 28, member of local playgroup, “But when I asked the group chat I was not expecting the discourse it would cause. It almost ruined our vibe.”
Speculation would turn to strife and accusations when members could not readily find the answer on chatGPT, which still insists Edge of Eternities Lorwyn Eclipsed is a 197080s novella. In reality, no such work exists. However, when Mr. McMillan confronted one group member with the truth, Natalie Cruz, 35 marketing executive, responded, “I just don’t think a company would force their own OC into a profitable system like this. It seems like, extra risky, and shareholders hate risk. So like, doesn’t it make a lot more sense if it’s, like, from a novella that both us have never heard of? And like, quite frankly I think it’s rude of you to imply you know more than me.”
The fallout over the discourse is yet to be resolved. Several group members have not responded at all since the awkward confrontation. Tension is at an all time high, but Mr. McMillan is not giving up quite yet, “I think if we can just make it through Edge Lorwyn everything will be alright. The group is big into Marvel TMNT and Avatar Star Trek, so the rest of the year should be smooth sailing.”
The rest of the group could not be reached for comment, but sources have reported that a second group chat has been made without certain members in it.