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This week, a discussion about deck costs and observed power level, but more?! Nuance! Who knew!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MARK!
(Email edited for clarity and brevity.)
I had a game last weekend with my usual playgroup. One of my friends brewed a new five-color Superfriends deck he wanted to try. Long story short, I was the Bolas for complaining the whole game about the power level and total cost of his deck.
We had a small fight about me complaining over his expensive deck. After a cigarette, I told him I was sorry for being a jerk. We spoke the next day and I explained why I was so upset, which led us to discuss power level.
There are proxies in my friends' decks. They say if they own the card, they put it in every deck as a proxy if it works for them. I tried to talk about it because I don't like proxy staples or playing at high power levels. They want to adjust to our meta they say, but I feel bad knowing my decks aren't as expensive and tuned as theirs. My friend with the Esika deck said he wanted to add a proxy of Rhystic Study
in each blue deck he got, and another wanted to add rather expensive proxy lands to each of his decks.
I am not willing to get a Rhystic Study
because I don't like this kind of card design.
Does the cost of a deck define power level?
We have been friends for a long time, so a new group is not an option.
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, ADRIAN!
Hello, and thank you for writing in.
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Now for Adrian's situation. In a game where deck prices have been skyrocketing for quite some time, it has become rather common for decks to hit several hundred dollars, which, don't get me wrong, is absurd, but definitely happens more these days.
Let's break things down.
Five colors usually means an intricate land base to be able to play their deck efficiently. As you surely know, lands - painfully enough - are some of the MOST EXPENSIVE PIECES OF THE GAME! I would be shocked to find out that the mana base wasn't responsible for a chunk of change in that number.
BOOOOORING! But useful and necessary in some cases.
I am someone who has a lot of decks (30ish decks, it's a silly amount!), and I really really really really really really really really really really really don't want to spend $50 on a land I already have a copy of because it makes my mana smoother. I don't want to buy another Dockside Extortionist
when I already have one. It's nearly $100 (literally $81 CAD plus shipping) for a card that belongs
in every red deck (about half my decks). So I use a deckbox with staples and the placeholder cards from MDFC sets with some Sharpie, and voila. Dockside wherever it makes sense.
That said, I understand where you're coming from. I also prefer not to play Rhystic Study
if I can avoid it. Same for Cyclonic Rift
and other big cards people lose their minds over. I think Sol Ring
is a ridiculous card to exist, and Mana Crypt
is worse. But they're legal and if they make sense, why not. I have copies. I don't play them in every deck because sometimes it's good to have a restriction and they're obvious cuts for when you want to prioritize jank over optimization.
This question is tough, but I will say
EXPENSIVE CARDS ≠ POWERFUL DECKS.
There are some expensive cards that definitely
make a difference in deck power level, but I also have a foil General's Regalia
in my Sevinne, the Chronoclasm
deck that's in the double digits, and that card is ridiculous to seriously consider good
. (It's $90 USD on mtgstocks, but LP copies are around $30.)
There is something frustrating in the experience of seeing staples hit the table at such a frequency, especially when they are so powerful and, for some, out of reach. There's also something very frustrating about how some cards play, like Rhystic Study
or Smothering Tithe
I hear where you're coming from. I think this is 100% an opportunity to speak to your playgroup about how you feel and what can be done to bring the experience to a fun level you all can agree on. Otherwise, I normally would suggest getting to know like-minded folks to play with, but with the current state of the world, that's definitely tough. Discord and Spelltable have been very good and useful for this. But this is a playgroup of old pals, so maybe that'll make the discussion a little easier to have.
In regards to the way you handled yourself in this case, I do think that being barbed and upset at someone because their deck is expensive isn't great and would lead me to crowning you the Bolas here. Taking time to cool down and have a frank discussion afterwards is healthy and is essentially the beginning of the advice I gave you here. Expressing yourself is healthy. Doing so in a respectful manner is also important. You and another player conceded, which is another way your conveyed your disappointment in the game. Complaining over and over while someone is finally getting the deck they just brewed to do its thing is grating.
Here's some advice for everybody. I've been doing this for a while, but Rachel Weeks
of Commander's Sphere
and the CAG put it more eloquently in a tweet a few months back: Celebrate your opponents' decks when cool stuff is happening. Foster a supportive environment. Even if it may not be the most fun to be on the receiving end of the value onslaught, you mentioned your friend had just put the deck together and wanted to try it out. It's tough to evaluate power level until you've gotten a few games in sometimes.
Happy new year, nerds. I love you all.