CUT #11 - CUT Games On Motorcycles

Nashi, Moon Mage's Scion | Illustrated by Yoshiya
Ninjas, Kami, Dragons, oh my! Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty has been out for a little while, and I have loved every minute of it. I unfortunately started actively playing Magic during Magic Origins so I missed out on a lot of great worlds and sets, Kamigawa being one of them. As I have heard/seen, the actual sets that took place on Kamigawa weren't the best received. The set was full of misses in flavor over function and a not great metagame, but I do see a world rich with storytelling and potential. I haven't yet read the novels, but from what I have heard they were also great overall. The novels were another thing I missed by starting Magic as late as I did. Playing now, I'm glad that I get to see this cyberpunk/futuristic variation on Kamigawa.
Neon Dynasty has offered some great cards to Commander, like Boseiju, Who Endures
If you can't tell already, this round of CUT will be featuring cards and commanders from Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty!
Before we introduce our deckbuilders and their creations, here is the update I promised you about the upgraded holiday decks. The end result was much more in line with how the voting ended up the first time. For this round, you voted that Ben would win, now here's how it went down. First it was the friendly "draw, land, go" old song and dance. My deck ramped a bit, (being Simic, of course it did), and that allowed me to land a turn-three Wilderness Reclamation
After playing with Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios
Back to the main event!
The challenges our deckbuilders faced were:
- Commander has to be from Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty
- The 99 must be Modern-legal
- 10 Cards must be Vehicles
First up is Merlin; let's see what Merlin has cooked up!
Mighty Morphin Dermotaxi THE CUT
View on ArchidektCommander (1)
Creatures (21)
- 1 Alloy Myr
- 1 Alpha Myr
- 1 Copper Myr
- 1 Deadeye Quartermaster
- 1 Ghalta, Primal Hunger
- 1 Gold Myr
- 1 Goring Ceratops
- 1 Kamahl, Pit Fighter
- 1 King Macar, the Gold-Cursed
- 1 Masako the Humorless
- 1 Myr Retriever
- 1 Palladium Myr
- 1 Phyrexian Metamorph
- 1 Sai, Master Thopterist
- 1 Sigrid, God-Favored
- 1 Silver Myr
- 1 Surrak, the Hunt Caller
- 1 Temur Sabertooth
- 1 Terastodon
- 1 Tribute Mage
- 1 Zetalpa, Primal Dawn
Enchantments (4)
Artifacts (22)
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Citanul Flute
- 1 Cultivator's Caravan
- 1 Dermotaxi
- 1 Fellwar Stone
- 1 Fleetwheel Cruiser
- 1 Futurist Sentinel
- 1 Heart of Kiran
- 1 High-Speed Hoverbike
- 1 Imperial Recovery Unit
- 1 Mechtitan Core
- 1 Mindlink Mech
- 1 Mirrorworks
- 1 Prodigy's Prototype
- 1 Prototype Portal
- 1 Reckoner Bankbuster
- 1 Sculpting Steel
- 1 Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
- 1 Smuggler's Copter
- 1 Surgehacker Mech
- 1 Unwinding Clock
- 1 Weatherlight
Lands (38)
- 1 Blood Crypt
- 1 Breeding Pool
- 1 City of Brass
- 1 Darkmoss Bridge
- 1 Desolate Lighthouse
- 1 Drossforge Bridge
- 1 Godless Shrine
- 1 Goldmire Bridge
- 1 Hallowed Fountain
- 1 Indatha Triome
- 1 Inventors' Fair
- 1 Ketria Triome
- 1 Mana Confluence
- 1 Mistvault Bridge
- 1 Overgrown Tomb
- 1 Raugrin Triome
- 1 Razortide Bridge
- 1 Rustvale Bridge
- 1 Sacred Foundry
- 1 Savai Triome
- 1 Silverbluff Bridge
- 1 Slagwoods Bridge
- 1 Snow-Covered Forest
- 3 Snow-Covered Island
- 1 Snow-Covered Mountain
- 2 Snow-Covered Plains
- 1 Snow-Covered Swamp
- 1 Spire of Industry
- 1 Steam Vents
- 1 Stomping Ground
- 1 Tanglepool Bridge
- 1 Temple Garden
- 1 Thornglint Bridge
- 1 Watery Grave
- 1 Zagoth Triome
Sorceries (4)
Planeswalkers (3)
It has become somewhat of a cliché to say restriction breeds creativity in regards to Commander decklists. However, sometimes it's just true. While I'm usually a pretty vanilla deckbuilder and gravitate towards linear strategies, this list emerged very differently.
The restriction of ten Vehicles quickly led me to Mechtitan Core
But something felt off turning a Smuggler's Copter
From there everything fell into place quite quickly.
Step 1: Discard creatures that become Zords
Step 2: Play Dermotaxi
Step 3: Copy Dermotaxi
Step 4: Play the Mechtitan Core
Step 5: Make a MegaZord and punch Rita Repulsa and her minions back to the moon!
With the copy effects, I had to make sure the artifact entered the battlefield so it would have the Imprint trigger. The most notable inclusion here is Mechanized Production
I buried the lede a little bit by leaving til now to talk about the commander. This article was inspired by those cooking websites that have 3,000 words of backstory for a pancake recipe. It's Kyodai, Soul of Kamigawa
First, I thought about making our six heroes all creatures with "Ranger" in the name, but I didn't like the haul that scryfall search produced, so instead I opted for legendary creatures that preferably correspond with their suit color. This worked for everyone but the Yellow and Pink Ranger (again, get on it Verhey!), both which I put in white. As a lot of 5-year-olds in the 90s will tell you: the secret seventh member of the team is Alpha 5, the trusty robot companion to the Rangers. He is played by Myr, which provide the deck with mana and can (even though it's a flavor fail) crew a Vehicle in a pinch. Citanul Flute
The card draw in the deck is based around discarding so I can get the big animals in the bin for the Taxi to pick them up. I obviously included a few more Vehicles (because of the restrictions) and cards that synergise with Vehicles. Muddle the Mixture
The deck has performed surprisingly well in pods that aim for turns eight and longer. To assemble the Megazord, you'll have to have everything fall into place perfectly, but if you can pull it off, you win in my books (even if it immediately gets a Swords to Plowshares
Next we have Robyn! Let's see what Robyn brewed for us!
Hidetsugu, Devouring Punisher
View on ArchidektCommander (1)
Artifacts (17)
- 1 Coldsteel Heart
- 1 Conqueror's Galleon
- 1 Cultivator's Caravan
- 1 Daredevil Dragster
- 1 Enchanted Carriage
- 1 Honeymoon Hearse
- 1 Liquimetal Torque
- 1 Mind Stone
- 1 Mox Amber
- 1 Mukotai Soulripper
- 1 Prismatic Lens
- 1 Rakdos Signet
- 1 Reckoner Bankbuster
- 1 Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
- 1 Smuggler's Copter
- 1 Talisman of Indulgence
- 1 Weatherlight
Creatures (27)
- 1 Anax, Hardened in the Forge
- 1 Blood Artist
- 1 Bloodghast
- 1 Bloodsoaked Champion
- 1 Dark Confidant
- 1 Goblin Rabblemaster
- 1 Grim Haruspex
- 1 Kardur, Doomscourge
- 1 King Macar, the Gold-Cursed
- 1 Legion Warboss
- 1 Mayhem Devil
- 1 Midnight Reaper
- 1 Nether Traitor
- 1 Pain Seer
- 1 Persistent Specimen
- 1 Pitiless Plunderer
- 1 Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
- 1 Reassembling Skeleton
- 1 Scrapheap Scrounger
- 1 Sifter of Skulls
- 1 Sling-Gang Lieutenant
- 1 Squee, the Immortal
- 1 Viscera Seer
- 1 Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
- 1 Woe Strider
- 1 Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
- 1 Zulaport Cutthroat
Planeswalkers (2)
Lands (34)
- 1 Arid Mesa
- 1 Blood Crypt
- 1 Bloodstained Mire
- 1 Dragonskull Summit
- 1 Graven Cairns
- 1 Haunted Ridge
- 1 Marsh Flats
- 7 Mountain
- 1 Polluted Delta
- 1 Prismatic Vista
- 1 Smoldering Marsh
- 1 Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance
- 11 Swamp
- 1 Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
- 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
- 1 Verdant Catacombs
- 1 Westvale Abbey
- 1 Wooded Foothills
Enchantments (8)
Sorceries (7)
Instants (4)
Hidetsugu, Devouring his Mad Max Minions
Hidetsugu, Devouring Chaos
The Food
The creature suite in this deck aims for both recursion and token generation. Recursive creatures, like Bloodghast
We also have a host of Goblin drivers, like Sling-Gang Lieutenant
Outlets
While our devouring Demon general might like to eat up all these tiny creatures, his sacrifice ability isn't the only one we have access to. Viscera Seer
Payoffs
We have our sacrifice engine established, now what are we getting out of it? Here is where the deck shines and where friendships are lost. Cards like Midnight Reaper
Hidetsugu's Chaotic Car Garage
It wouldn't be Cut without some fun challenges thrown in, but the 10 Vehicles in my showroom today aren't just making up the numbers. From Kaladesh we have a fine selection of motors: the 'too good for Standard' Smuggler's Copter
If you'd prefer a more fantastical mode of transport, why not take a ride on our Enchanted Carriage
Drivers?
I really do want to point out the great interaction between Vehicles and the Inspired mechanic. Not the most popular mechanic ever, but a slam dunk when you need to crew your Vehicles. No need to worry about putting them in danger or waiting for summoning sickness to wear off. Pain Seer
Random Goodies
The Meathook Massacre
I doubt you'll make many friends with it, but this deck is a blast to play. Fitting for a deck led by Hidetsugu, Devouring Chaos
Finally, I would like to introduce Charles!
Kodama of the Primal Tree
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Enchantments (7)
Creatures (31)
- 1 Arbor Elf
- 1 Arcbound Slith
- 1 Arcbound Stinger
- 1 Avenger of Zendikar
- 1 Birds of Paradise
- 1 Caustic Caterpillar
- 1 Champion of Lambholt
- 1 Circle of Dreams Druid
- 1 Elvish Mystic
- 1 Eternal Witness
- 1 Evolution Sage
- 1 Hangarback Walker
- 1 Incubation Druid
- 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
- 1 Llanowar Elves
- 1 Predator Ooze
- 1 Rishkar, Peema Renegade
- 1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang
- 1 Scute Swarm
- 1 Servant of the Scale
- 1 Stone-Seeder Hierophant
- 1 Stonecoil Serpent
- 1 Temur Sabertooth
- 1 Tireless Provisioner
- 1 Tireless Tracker
- 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
- 1 Ulvenwald Tracker
- 1 Vinelasher Kudzu
- 1 Walking Ballista
- 1 Wickerbough Elder
- 1 Wildwood Scourge
Artifacts (20)
- 1 Akroma's Memorial
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Bow of Nylea
- 1 Cliffhaven Kitesail
- 1 Cultivator's Caravan
- 1 Dermotaxi
- 1 Eldrazi Monument
- 1 Esika's Chariot
- 1 High-Speed Hoverbike
- 1 Lightning Greaves
- 1 Mechtitan Core
- 1 Mobile Garrison
- 1 Reckoner Bankbuster
- 1 Ring of Three Wishes
- 1 Seer's Sundial
- 1 Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
- 1 Smuggler's Copter
- 1 Surgehacker Mech
- 1 Swiftfoot Boots
- 1 The Ozolith
Sorceries (1)
Lands (37)
Planeswalkers (3)
Gameplan
For this challenge, I chose Kodama of the West Tree
Regarding the restriction that I had to use at least 10 Vehicles, I did not want to be left in the dust and settled on a fairly aggressive deck.
We start with a solid base of around 18 permanents (Rishkar, Peema Renegade
If your army is a bit vanilla, we can suit them up with cheap shoes (Lightning Greaves
When we connect, we get a tapped Forest (mismatched for maximum style) for our trouble, and we can utilize our newly acquired real estate right away with Landfall triggers (Evolution Sage
So an average aggressive strategy with one big ace in the hole: Primal Surge
Primal Surge
It's every child's dream to one day build a Primal Surge
The sky's the limit when your entire 99 is on the battlefield.
Will you:
- Attack for a boatload of nigh unstoppable damage (thanks to Champion of Lambholtor Akroma's Memorial)?
- Add about +20/+20 power and toughness to your mean green army by stacking all the triggers from Stone-Seeder Hierophantand Oran-Rief, the Vastwood?
- Generate infinite mana with Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx, Temur Sabertooth, and Saryth, the Viper's Fang?
- Make an enormous army, only to move all their counters onto your Walking Ballistavia The Ozolithand shoot the smile off that player in their ivory pillowfort?
- Assemble Mechtitan Coreand show that Voltron player who has the biggest robot of them all?
Although we hamstring ourselves a little by not being able to run instants and sorceries, we gain a much more stylish way to win. Unfortunately, there is only one way in the deck to actually tutor for the hefty sorcery in Ring of Three Wishes
PSA: please for the love of all that is holy, make sure your opponents will be dead at the end of the combat phase because Toski, Bearer of Secrets
The West Won the Cold War
First we get the modifications, then we get the combat damage triggers, then we get the Forest. But what if our opponents start accumulating armies to blockade us into a stalemate?
We can start getting crafty with evasion via the skies (Arcbound Stinger
Or perhaps some pseudo evasion with a little rules interaction involving trample (Kodama of the West Tree
Rebuilding from the Ashes
A mono-green deck without instant-speed protection might sound like it would be miserable to play after an opponent drops the olde board wipe.
The fleet of Vehicles give a way for your summoning sick creatures to contribute to the war effort on the same turn.
Eldrazi Monument
Also in the mix are cards like Hangarback Walker
Frankly, I think we'll be okay. It might even clear up all the pesky blockers that were standing in the way of the forest.
These wonderful deckbuilders have presented you with a look at their shiny, neon-lit decks. Remember to vote for your favorite and we'll see the top 2 duke it out in the finals. As we wade into the depths that is the Streets of New Capenna spoilers, the next article will still be featuring cards from Kamigawa, to savor it before it drifts out of our ever-changing focus. As always, if you or a friend would like to be a part of a future CUT article, feel free to email the.only.travis.stanley@gmail.com or @ me on twitter @chipman007. If you ever have trouble deckbuilding, always remember: if you don't love it, CUT it!
Poll closes: April 14th, 2022