Washington, D.C. – During one of his usual incomprehensible and rambling speeches, 34-time convicted felon and former star of The Apprentice Donald Trump announced that he will be sending the National Guard to yet another city. The deployment was made because Trump has been spending the past few days drafting…
Washington, D.C. – Along with announcing that there is no evidence of wrongdoing in the Epstein flight logs, the Department of Justice released a memo “confirming” that Magic: The Gathering’s Reserved List also does not exist. The Reserved List was designed to make certain early Magic cards unable…
While shirking preparation duties for his upcoming inauguration, President Donald Trump took the time to play a game of Magic: The Gathering and annoyed opponents by trying to take their lands whenever he could.
Donald Trump, managed to explain the oft misunderstood Magic: The Gathering mechanic "banding" during a recent town hall event.
