Well hello there, gorgeous. We’re trying something a little different today. Now nobody get mad here, but recently someone described one of my articles as, “A low effort handjob.” How’s your flute game? Can you finger the…
Well hello there, gorgeous. We’re trying something a little different today. Now nobody get mad here, but recently someone described one of my articles as, “A low effort handjob.” How’s your flute game? Can you finger the…
DENVER, Co. — Tragedy struck in the home of local Commander player Bogart “Bong” Waters today as his attempt to prepare for a yearly tradition with his friends went terribly awry. During preparations for his local pod’s annual weed-centered Commander party, the 420 Smokestack Blowout, Waters absentmindedly ground his only…
