How They Brew It - Adric's Super Flashback Machine

Adric, Mathematical Genius by Billy Christian
Welcome to Science
Yes, just a little dash of engineering here, some coding and algorithms there, and... great Babbage! Who are you, and how did you get past all seven of my proxies? Well, to get this far, you must be an organism of science, like me, the illustrious and only slightly convicted Michael Celani! Welcome to my humble laboratory: Too-Specific Labs™!
Yes, search no longer, for I am the mastermind behind every invention that seemed a little bit too specific. Automatic earwax cleaners? My idea! Breathalyzers for cows? Believe it or not, also me! And it would be easier to point out which useless kitchen gadgets I didn't create. We're so ubiquitous, we've blown past Fortune 500 all the way to Fortune 50,000, and you're lucky, because you just caught me on the cusp of my greatest invention yet. I call it: the Super Flashback Machine!
In Media Res
Yes, the revolutionary Super Flashback Machine! Why share anecdotes about how your girlfriend dumped you the boring, old fashioned way when you can have everyone around you experience them as painful, painful flashbacks? Simply prepare the memory you want everyone to experience by putting it into the graveyard. Now, watch how The Fugitive Doctor
But wait, there's more! With Adric, Mathematical Genius
Charging Up
Unfortunately, thanks to the fact that all of Too-Specific Labs™'s inventions run on a proprietary mixture of lithium batteries and open flames, powering the Super Flashback Machine can be expensive. You'll need a lot of mana to consistently be able to flash a spell back and copy its triggers with Adric, Mathematical Genius
Before you, you see ordinary fetch lands: Evolving Wilds
Lotus Cobra
"But fetchlands are expensive, and most of them cost more mana to search!" a straw-man version of you says for the purposes of creating a transition to this section of the deck tech. It's true that a lot of fetches, like Naya Panorama
Cards like Brokers Hideout
Once we get up there in mana, we're going to want to ramp up our ramp up. Khalni Heart Expedition
Act Now For a Fabulous Discount!
But why pay such exorbitant markups for the privilege of making the audience watch five hours of a completely different character scheming (damn you, Person of Interest)? Other companies' flashback machines could cost one hundred, two hundred, or even three hundred fifty million dollars. If you act now, Too-Specific Labs™™ will send you your new Super Flashback Machine at a discounted rate!
Yup, even though you're flashing them back, your instant and sorcery cards still get the same discount from cards like Goblin Electromancer
The Rising Action
With your five easy installments of $17.76 on its way, it's now time to put the Super Flashback Machine to good use! Everyone really needs to see exactly how I got my start as a mad scientist by stealing beakers from chemical supply warehouses and drinking whatever liquids were inside them.
Anyway, it's really easy to get big, flashy instants and sorceries into the graveyard without having to cast them first: any spell in red that draws you cards tends to make you discard some as a cost. Simply pitch the cards you want to flash back with The Fugitive Doctor
But what long, meandering narrative breaks are we forcing our opponents to sit through? Extra turn spells are definitely an option. Not only do they let you keep your value train going for another flashback attempt next turn, they tend to be very expensive, so you'll get a pretty hefty discount if you flash them back.
Other spells worth flashing back include any big instant or sorcery that will win you the game if it resolves. Clone Legion
Inception
There's one more thing you need to know before using our fabulous product, and that's that I've been kind of holding back a secret about the real reason Adric, Mathematical Genius
Adric
What about casting Storm King's Thunder
Back to the Future
Thanks for listening to my sales pitch about my new Too-Specific Invention! And that's not the only thing we here at the labs are cooking up. Did you know that it's physically possible to time travel, but only to March 2nd, 1922? We invented a Roomba that only cleans ceilings, too! And wait until you hear about our portable folding dining room set, complete with service for six, and -- wait, where are you going?
If you enjoyed this installment of How They Brew It, come check out the rest of my projects at https://gamesfreaksa.info/. Not only can you find a link to every other installment of the series there, you can also find links to other Magic related projects of mine as well as a link to the How They Brew It Discord, where you can vote on what deck you want to see next. Hope to see you there!
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