(Ornithopter

by Howard Lyon)

Hi there. My name's Naomi and I am absolutely writing these articles and spending this money of my own volition. You should not read into any hidden messages or so called "cries for help" in the following text.

Tetzimoc, Primal Death

Oh and we're running an Ornithopter

The deck is mainly a Black Stax deck that uses Tetzimoc to repeatedly board wipe while setting up annoying you-can't-play-the-game pieces to slow your opponents' recovery down. It usually flows by wiping the board and following up with Contamination

I do want to note that the four other people with Tetzimoc decks tend to run more enter-the-battlefield synergies since he relies on being bounced to your hand a bunch.

That's for nerds who aren't buying crappy commander decks instead of cars.  

Tetzimoc, Primal Death EDH: The Highlights

Decaying Soil

Tainted Aether

Are you sick of anyone casting spells, hate having money and don't feel like playing blue? Well A. I hate you, and B. try out Nether Void

Speaking of asses, Platinum Emperion

Disturbed Burial

Null Brooch

Wincons 

I've been running a handful of wincons since nobody wants to sit around in a basement not being able to do anything tied to a chair ha ha that'd be awful. 

Starting with the only non-combo wincon, we've got Revel in Riches

Onto Ornithopter

If you just want to win the card game like the little punk you are, I packed a Painter's Servant

Weaknesses 

The current build can feel durdly, as if its Achilles tendons have been cut and is hardly being fed. There are a plethora of draw engines built in alongside pretty much every black tutor to catch you up on arithmetic, but if you're unable to slam down Necropotence

There's also a lack of spot removal since the deck revolves around board wipes. We have Arcane Lighthouse, Detection Tower, and Shadowspear to weaken creatures who resist Tetzimoc by shattering their kneecaps, but resilient creatures can be a major thorn in your side.  

Conclusion 

Tetzimoc, Primal Death