Author Archives: envy

Eager to Prove Workplace Is ‘Just Like a Family’, WOTC Begins Deadnaming Trans Employees

envy • June 3, 2026

Satire

The following is a recounting of recent work done by The Herald’s elite Agents Locating Prominent Harmful Associations/Bigotry, Establishing Tolerance, & Making All Free Information Available (aka ALPHABET MAFIA) unit.

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Mocking Magic: Dan Frazier and the ‘McNeill Scale’

envy • May 25, 2026

Opinion Satire

10 years ago, Magic Head Designer Mark Rosewater formally codified the Storm Scale in a December Edition of his column, Making Magic. In the column, Mark described how he…

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WOTC Proudly Displays Mark Rosewater’s ‘Mood Swings’ on Office Fridge

envy • May 14, 2026

Satire

RENTON, WA – “Oh, that’s what you’re here about,” says Wizards President John Hight, as The Herald sits down with him to ask about the upcoming release of Mark Rosewater’s…

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