Simian Spirit Guide

by Lucas Graciano

Hello, and welcome to Am I the Bolas?

This column is for all of you out there who have ever played some Magic and wondered if you were the bad guy. I'm here to take in your story with all of its nuances so I can bring some clarity to all those asking, "Am I the Bolas?"

I'm ready to hear you out and offer advice. All you have to do is email amithebolas@gmail.com! You might see your story in the column. You might even hear it on the podcast. Which podcast? 

THIS PODCAST!

I'm Mark Carbonza, and I think I understand what's happening here...

It's like that other card

This week, when you've got all the cards to pick from, will that change you? 

(Post edited for brevity, clarity, and I did a little something with the punctuation.)

MARK, IT'S THE DIGITAL AGE!

Hey Mike,

My playgroup plays mostly through an online simulator that gives us access to the full legal card pool of Commander. For a long time, there weren't any issues since none of us were interested in cEDH and we could all agree that games are just more fun when there's sufficient back and forth instead of "who can turbo out their three-mana, two-card infinite combo first?"

In the last year or so, though, we have managed to convince some other longtime friends of ours to join us when playing Commander, and these friends have realized, because of the simulator we use, that there are no explicit barriers to using the best cards in the format. Ostensibly, we have our lines drawn at "no cEDH", "no infinite combos", and "no hard stax", with everything else just about being fair game.

The problem is, even with these rules, I think our games are still too high-powered. Mana Crypt

So I ask you: am I the Bolas for not enjoying the power level we agreed on? Admittedly, I haven't spoken to anyone else to get their thoughts on our games, and it's not like there's anything stopping me from jamming Crypt/Lotus/etc. either besides my own personal feelings about the cards.

Yours truly,

My Deck Isn't A 7

01101000 01101001, MDIA7!

Howdy, My Deck Isn't a 7! Thank you for writing in. Without people like you writing in, there is no column, and I can't thank you enough. I appreciate your submission a ton. If you, the reader, have a story you would like to share with me to discuss or you spot a Reddit post somewhere and you think ol' Mikey would have a time writing up, send it over to amithebolas@gmail.com.

Let's talk about having access to all the cards in the history of the game at your fingertips and how that can affect the deckbuilding experience. 

I appreciate that your playgroup began its journey together by saying "no cEDH", "no infinite combos", and "no hard stax".  Having rules for the playgroup that everybody agrees with is a good place to start. Let's break it down. Hard stax and infinite combos are pretty well identifiable. Stasis

Saying no cEDH will do away with Demonic Consultation

This is something that actual cEDH players might take offence at, or maybe something is clicking, I'm not sure. I have casual decks that, if played optimally, can hang with competitive decks though they'll be missing key ingredients. If I sit at a table with three other cEDH decks then, are we all of a sudden playing a game of casual Commander just because I'm there? Sure, there's a lot that goes into the deckbuilding process, but I'm illustrating the point here that "no cEDH" is a vague rule.  I digress. 

All this to say that it's good to set up parameters for your games and your playgroup will agree in essence but nothing will line up perfectly. The only way to really make sure some cards don't get played is to implement house rules or even a custom ban list. Is that the route to take? 

What I tend to see with a lot of submissions is this proverbial arms race within a playgroup: somebody starts spending to upgrade their deck, the Mana Crypt

More specifically, if nobody is explicitly speaking up against the power level rising, the players will do what they can to keep having a good time at the table. 

For example, Simian Spirit Guide

As with many, many, many entries in this column and stories on the podcast, it comes down to two things: Vibes, and having conversations with your playgroup or pod. Clarity is your best quality while communicating with your playgroup. It should be a safe space to declare, "Hey, Mana Crypt

When you're making agreements, those terms should be clear. If it's, "Yeah, we can run Mana Crypt

Are you the Bolas for being put off by the power of the pod rising? I'd say no. 

As mentioned above, the only thing left to do is to have a conversation with your friends. Let them know that, while it's not necessarily going against the rules of the group, it most certainly seems to go against the vibe of what the rules were going for initially. But if they disagree and want to keep going with this level, then what? That'll be up to you!

Not the Bolas! Thanks for writing in!