Feds Are Outlawing Drag, So Let’s Counterprogram with MTG Drag Content

Joe DeNoon • April 8, 2026

Following the absolutely stellar debut of GiGi Wellplayed on the Spell Slayers last month, the staff at The Herald has worked tirelessly, day and night and afternoon, to try and come up with a drag name as good as that.
 
We could not.
 
Nevertheless, we needed to publish something for all that work. Below is what we came up with for these esteemed members of the Magic community, should they decide to slay someday. Category is: Shuffle Up and Slay…
 
Miss Land Drop
Jimmy






Jimmy Wong is:
Miss Land Drop
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But it doesn’t stop there, as your beloved characters from Universes Within (ugh) are also ready to rock the runway, via slightly sillier Photoshops.
 
Jace



Jess the Booty Sculptor
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Hello. I'm a Brooklyn-based writer, podcast producer, and Magic player. I started playing back in 2020 during quarantine, and I've been addicted to the game ever since. Nowadays, I frequent the Brooklyn Strategist and Sip and Play, playing Standard, Commander, Limited, and Pioneer (RIP).