Border Patrol Caught Using Blasphemous Act On Single Ornithopter K. Wilder Newyear • February 17, 2026 Satire EL PASO, TX — Panic abounded earlier this week, as alarms rang out that a Blasphemous Act was fired off in the area, spreading fears of a greater conflict. However, after further investigation, it appears all the action was over a single unequiped…