Let Me Sell Ya - Minsc & Boo: Hulkstorm

Jake FitzSimons • April 12, 2022

Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes | Illustrated by Bram Sels

Welcome back to Let Me Sell Ya; my name is Jake FitzSimons and I'm doing the hamster dance. But first, a question: how cool would it be if iconic characters Minsc & Boo from the Forgotten Realms setting of Dungeons and Dragons got a card for Magic that worked perfectly as a Hulk commander in cEDH? Oh, that already happened? Well, what if it happened again?

Take a moment to read it, there's a lot of text here.

Just like Shorikai, the last legendary I sold you, Minsc & Boo"] is the first commander in its color identity to provide both card advantage and an infinite outlet. This alone puts it heads and shoulders above its contemporaries, but being a technical improvement on previous models isn't what makes it exciting. Another legendary that can crack a hulk pile isn't exciting. Inflating a hamster to the size of a house and throwing it at your enemies? That's exciting, and it's just the beginning. So why should you play Minsc & Boo? Well, let me sell ya!

If you're not interested in cEDH or you're playing on a budget, read on for details on the core philosophy of the deck, but you can find a toned-down list HERE.


Too Gruul for School

Despite the longstanding power of green and the rapid rise of red, Gruul as an isolated color combination can fall short. It does have simple infinite wins (more than can be said for poor Orzhov), but the commanders themselves are often lacking something, at least for my tastes.

Gruul commanders played at a competitive level.

Two of the above three can draw cards, but they require a noticeable deckbuilding cost for limited payoff. They also can't do much other than draw cards, giving them little utility. Ruric Thar, the Unbowed is an outlier, providing none of the typical cEDH tools. Instead, Ruric trades on the crushing power of his punisher effect and operates as a stax deck. What they all have in common is an emphasis on bringing the game down to a pace they can compete in. Not Minsc, not Boo. No, they allow for a radically different approach to Gruul, providing both explosive card advantage and an infinite mana outlet.


An Infinite Mana Outlet?

Minsc and Boo certainly don't look like they can go infinite. There's no activated ability to sink the mana into, and planeswalkers can only activate their loyalty abilities once per turn, so I forgive you if it's not obvious - it was lost on me when I first looked at the card. You can see a play-by-play of my simple monkey brain mulling it over here:

I've since decided Hulk is the way, but far from the main selling point of the deck.

Providing you can produce infinite mana before using the -2 for turn, it's possible to loop Minsc & Boo with itself for as many draws as you want; just remember to stop before you deck yourself. Simply sacrifice Boo to draw 1+ cards, and rather than targeting an opponent, target Minsc itself. Minsc is now in the command zone, you've drawn a card, and you can repeat ad nauseam. In fact, popping Boo with a handful of pump spells actually feels a lot like resolving an Ad Nauseam. But we'll get to the combos; let's break down how Minsc & Boo plays.


How Does it Run?

Being a commander-centric deck (Minsc & Boo is more than just an outlet), you want baldy and furry in play as quickly as possible, and if you can't get Minsc & Boo into play on turn two, I have news for you: you're not trying hard enough.

Provided a hand with just two lands, any of Sol Ring, Mana Crypt, Mana Vault, or Tinder Wall will get you there. Jeweled Lotus and Orcish Lumberjack will even do the trick with just one land. But even with slower sources, you have a lot of options. A dork and a fast rock will do it. A dork and a spirit guide, a dork and a carpet, even a dork and an Infernal Plunge if you're willing to be so careless with the lives of Elves. Both for playing Minsc and storming off after popping Boo like a piñata, this deck is jammed full of both fast and slow mana sources.

In fact, you have to work pretty hard to draw into a hand that CAN'T play Minsc & Boo on turn two. And once they're in play, the world is your hamster.


Pump and Dump

Leveraging Boo is one of the most fascinating parts of this deck and what makes it stand out not just from other Gruul decks, but from cEDH at large. How does it do that? With pump spells. Yep, you heard me. Pump spells, those things Limited players use. Pump spells like you'd see in an Infect deck. I consider myself a cEDH writer who knows a thing or two, and I'm telling you that Invigorate is a competitively viable card. Stop laughing.

They don't look like much, and in any other deck, they wouldn't be, but in a deck where your ability to draw cards is directly tied to the size of your pet hamster, these cards are mass draw spells, and while that's their main appeal, they also turn Boo into a genuine threat. With both trample and haste, Boo can deal a terrible amount of damage every single turn you keep it in play. More than that, sacrificing Boo allows you to deal an equivalent amount of damage to any target. This didn't look like much to me at first glance, but it's been incredible in practice.

The most obvious use is to double up on the damage you've already dealt. If you're up against a Naus player (or any deck wanting to leverage life), Boo will feel less like a hamster and more like a T-rex. Sometimes, bringing a player down to single digits in the opening turns of the game will be the right play.

Better yet is targeting a creature on the board. With even a few counters or a single pump spell, Boo can reliably kill some of the biggest creatures in the format, like Gitrog, Serra Ascendant, Vilis, and Tasigur. This requires no additional effort, it's just something that happens when you do what you were already planning to do, and it can create a significant tempo swing against the right target.

Cheekiest of all is the ability to remove stax effects. Normally a deck relying on a Protean Hulk win would be vulnerable to cards like Collector Ouphe, Archon of Emeria or Containment Priest, but not this duo. It doesn't matter what's standing between you and going infinite, as long as it's a creature you're going to be able to remove it with your sac outlet. The sheer utility of the -2 is incredible, and it ensures that even a small Boo will generate additional card advantage via spot removal.


The Combos

First, and your primary wincon, is Protean Hulk. If you know your cEDH history, you know Hulk is one of the most dangerous creatures ever printed. If you don't, a quick briefing: paired with a sac outlet, Protean Hulk can find any set of creatures with a combined total of six mana. In Minsc & Boo, your targets will be Temur Sabertooth and old faithful, Dockside Extortionist. Provided that Dockside can make at least five Treasures, you can bounce and replay for infinite mana.

One benefit with this pile is that both Dockside and Sabertooth are playable in their own right. Dockside speaks for itself, but even Sabertooth has utility, particularly with Eternal Witness and Dualcaster Mage. Drawing into them is rarely a bad thing, something that can't be said for all Hulk piles, many of which run entirely useless creatures only included for the combo.

A simple but potent source of infinite 2/2s. There's nothing particularly flashy about this combo, and Twinflame can't be tutored for without Gamble, so you won't be gunning for it too often. But as above, both cards are powerful by themselves. Twinflame will let you double dip on Dockside, but it can also target Storm-Kiln Artist or Goblin Anarchomancer for a huge storm turn, not to mention doing its best impression of Regrowth when you target Eternal Witness. Dualcaster is a little clunkier, but aside from copying opponents' spells, you can pair it with Unleash Fury or Berserk for a comically massive Boo.

Storm-Kiln Artist and Haze of Rage isn't a new combo, and it's not really played anywhere else. While SKA is great by itself, Haze is entirely useless in most decks. Most decks. In Minsc & Boo, it might be the weakest of the pump spells, but it can still do the trick on a big ritual turn. Now, you can't tutor for Haze, but if you happen to see it on a piñata turn, you can transition to finding SKA for next turn instead of Protean Hulk.

Now, I've mentioned a few times that infinite mana will let you draw your whole deck, but without access to a Labman, you may wonder how you actually win the game. You have a few options. You can play every creature and cast a Finale of Devastation for X = a billion, you can pair Dualcaster Mage with Twinflame, or you can infinitely cast and recast everything in your deck by resetting your library with Endurance.


Where's Snoop?

I have a confession to make: I love the name, I love the art, but I'm not a big fan of Snoop lines in cEDH. It's been the go-to combo for Gruul decks since Conspicuous Snoop was first printed, and I don't think it ever lived up to the initial hype. I think it's telling that it rarely shows up outside of Gruul, but even if I did think more of it, it clashes with the turbo plan this deck is looking to execute.

My friends at Commander Spellbook have a great explainer on how Snoop lines work, and it'll help illustrate my two biggest problems with the combo. Namely, the number of slots it requires and the fact that you need the relevant pieces to stay in your deck. Requiring five cards that are useless outside of this specific combo is a heavy deckbuilding cost, one we can avoid given that we have more efficient lines with Hulk. More than that, M&B should be drawing as many cards as it possibly can as often as it can. Trying to maximise your draws while hoping you don't see four of five combo pieces in your deck is a recipe for disappointment.


What About Stax?

Yeah, what about it? One of the coolest things about Minsc & Boo is that, despite being a turbo turBOO deck, it plays really nicely in a drawn-out game. While heavy stax pieces can make it impossible to go off with Protean Hulk or a big Boo, every turn that passes is three more +1/+1 counters. You not only have an enormous defensive creature if Minsc needs protection, you can bring down a player in one fell swoop when the chance arises.

Think of it like this: every turn that passes represents three more cards on a future turn. Choosing when to cash in and send Boo flying is the biggest and most interesting decision this deck consistently makes. In a staxed out game, that decision is made for you. Just bide your time and watch your hamster get fatter and fatter.


Miscellaneous Goodies

Selvala - a fearsome commander in her own right - is absolute rocket fuel in this deck. I've discussed how unassuming cards, like Groundswell and Berserk, become mass draw spells on the turn you pop Boo, but Selvala will also turn them into rituals. If Minsc & Boo can make Groundswell read "draw four cards", then Selvala makes it read "make four mana of any color". The Heart of the Wilds may take a turn to wind up, but on the turn you go for it, no other permanent can produce quite as much mana.

Meet the hamster with horns. What with Hamster not being a creature type printed on any card other than Boo tokens, you'll go wanting if you look for them. Changelings are the only option, and none are so cheap and so big as Taurean Mauler. If you're a casual player, you already know just how massive this card can get, and if you're not, think of Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker. Now translate that size into an equal amount of card draws. This is our secondary Boo that will often grow much bigger much quicker. Any hand that can let us play Mauler before we play Minsc is worth its weight in gold.

Sometimes you'll find yourself having popped Boo for as much as an Ad Nauseam but still just shy of actually winning the game that turn. If that's the case, risk it all and go double or nothing with Final Fortune. It's dangerous, and a spare Silence hiding in someone's hand can ruin your day, but come on; this isn't just a turbo deck, it's a GRUUL turbo deck. If you're not willing to put everything on the line, you're bringing shame to your clan.

Manamorphose might look strange, but it's deceptively powerful. While Minsc & Boo can make an incredible amount of mana, that mana is split between two sources: dorks and rituals. By and large, the dorks make green mana and the rituals make red mana. Washing red mana into green mana is important when you're working with a Treasonous Ogre or Jeska's Will, and going from green to red will come up when you're making a lot of mana with dorks or Gaea's Cradle. The wrong mana at the wrong time is an occasional sticking point that Manamorphose can grease nicely. Better yet, it becomes a bona fide ritual when paired with Birgi, SKA, Goblin Anarchomancer, or Ruby Medallion.


Ham it Up

One of the greatest joys of this deck is watching the expressions on your opponents' faces. The initial eye-roll, (you're playing a planeswalker? In Gruul? One that makes...  a hamster?) is shortly followed by a squint and a furrowed brow the first time you activate Minsc. So far every opponent I've had has picked up my [REDACTED] and read it at least twice before accepting that yes, they did just eat 32 damage from a bald man and a hamster. There's really nothing like it.

It's fun, it's fast, and it's extremely silly. You'll have to see it to believe it, but I think it has real chops in cEDH, and a few tweaks and couple of combos removed, you'll have something more suitable for play with casual friends. Even with an average hand and a budget version of the deck, drawing upward of seven cards on turn three or four is par for the course. That's more cards in a turn than some Gruul players are lucky enough to see in a game. Be thankful!


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Minsc & Boo: Hulkstorm

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Artifacts (13)
Instants (19)
Creatures (22)
Lands (27)
Sorceries (13)
Enchantments (5)

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Just double checking, you're serious?

I hear you. I really do. Two colors, a planeswalker, no blue, no black, and it isn't even the best Hulk deck helmed by these Timeless Heroes. That honor goes to Minsc, Beloved Ranger. With a lower cost, an extra color, and a host of incredible one card combos, I think it's always going to be better for a devoted Hulk plan. Minsc & Boo might use Hulk as its primary win condition, but beelining toward that combo isn't how this deck wants to play. It wants to throw hamsters at people and draw cards. Is that so much to ask?

Now of course, while Minsc & Boo have been spoiled, they aren't even in the next set coming out. But through the incredible power of [REDACTED] cards, I've been able to playtest this deck, and I am beyond impressed with its performance. What I need to make this deck better, is help. I need fellow pilots who are picking up what I'm putting down, players interested in buying what I'm selling. If you'd like to take part in brewing this deck, show off your own version, or learn more about Gruul at large, come join the rest of the clan on Discord at The Gruul Brew Crew.

That's all for now, but I'll be back soon with a review of the best cEDH cards from Streets of New Capenna. And don't forget you can always reach out to me on twitter if you'd like to discuss this deck or anything else!

 



Jake FitzSimons is a writer from Sydney and a Magic fiend. He's either the johnniest spike or the spikiest johnny, nobody is sure which. When he isn’t brewing or playing cEDH, he can be found writing, playing piano, and doting on his little cat.