Legends Legends - Jacques le Vert

Honhonhon! Oui Oui! It's time for another Legends Legends! This week, we're playing notorious Frenchman Jacques le Vert
Escargot! Baguette! Let's dive into this deck guide before I run out of French words! Note: no offense is meant to the wonderful people of France.
General Thoughts
Jacques le Vert
Dinos
The majority of our deck takes the form of Dinosaurs with Enrage. These creatures are the perfect recipients for Jacques's toughness boost since that's another two whole points of damage they'll survive while at the same time triggering their Enrage mechanics. Many of these cards hail from the various Ixalan sets, but there are a select few with similar abilities with some surprising origins.
Siegehorn Ceratops
Ranging Raptors
Ripjaw Raptor
Bellowing Aegisaur
Silverclad Ferocidons
Finally, I want to call out Cacophodon
Now on to our selection of non-Dinosaur creatures with pseudo-Enrage effects. Most commonly found on Hydras, many creatures have an effect that creates +1/+1 counters whenever they're dealt damage. Assuming they survive the damage (and hopefully they will, with that extra toughness from Jacques), these creatures will swell in strength with each passing turn.
Protean Hydra
Phytohydra
A selection of Insects help us go wide with Hornet Nest
Damagers
With a hearty base of creatures just begging for a good punch in the face, we've got nothing left to do but give it to them.
Fire Ants
Brash Taunter
Pariah's Shield
You might be surprised to see we aren't running a Blasphemous Act
The first is Solar Blaze
What's Having a Big Butt Good For, Anyways?
...besides the obvious reasons...
Many of the creatures in this deck are threats in their own right, especially after we've triggered their Enrage mechanics a few times. We shouldn't be content with using solely their own effects to buff them up, though. That's why we've included a suite of supporting cards to change them from merely threatening to game-ending.
Many of our Dinosaurs and Dinosaur lookalikes gain +1/+1 counters when Enraged. Others produce tokens for each damage they've been dealt. Every good green player knows there's one card to capitalize on both of those effects, and it's Primal Vigor
+1/+1 counters increase a creature's toughness, too, and with Jacques le Vert
It hurts to lose a creature we've spent so much time enraging to an opponent, so Asceticism helps keep them safe from targeted Path to Exiles, and we can use its regenerate effect to remove all the damage from a creature in case we want to Enrage it a few more times.
Mirari's Wake's static anthem effect is all well and good, but its mana-doubling effect really shines when we can cast a late-game Protean Hydra where X=10 or more.
Abzan Beastmaster is almost guaranteed to draw us a card each turn while our huge Dinosaurs are on the field; just be careful not to lose it to your own Fire Ants. Speaking of losing our own creatures to our damage effects, we're opting for Timeless Witness over Eternal Witness for the simple fact that the 4/4 eternalized token will survive a few pings from our Pyrohemia.
Jacques le Vert won't end games by himself, but his board of Dinosaurs can if we hit them with an Overrun and go crashing through our opponents' battlelines. Nature's Cloak is another surprise game-ender, if only against the other green decks out there.
Jacques le Vert Deck List
Jack the Green
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Creatures (36)
- 1 Abzan Beastmaster
- 1 Apex Altisaur
- 1 Beast Whisperer
- 1 Bedrock Tortoise
- 1 Bellowing Aegisaur
- 1 Birds of Paradise
- 1 Brash Taunter
- 1 Cacophodon
- 1 Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness
- 1 Fire Ants
- 1 Fungusaur
- 1 Ghalta, Primal Hunger
- 1 Goblin Anarchomancer
- 1 Harbinger of the Hunt
- 1 Hornet Nest
- 1 Hungering Hydra
- 1 Jared Carthalion, True Heir
- 1 Overgrown Armasaur
- 1 Phytohydra
- 1 Polyraptor
- 1 Protean Hydra
- 1 Ranging Raptors
- 1 Ravenous Daggertooth
- 1 Ripjaw Raptor
- 1 Runic Armasaur
- 1 Saber Ants
- 1 Siegehorn Ceratops
- 1 Silverclad Ferocidons
- 1 Sporeweb Weaver
- 1 Sylvan Caryatid
- 1 Timeless Witness
- 1 Trapjaw Tyrant
- 1 Urban Daggertooth
- 1 Vigor
- 1 Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients
- 1 Wayta, Trainer Prodigy
Enchantments (9)
Instants (4)
Lands (35)
Sorceries (7)
Budget
This deck's budget runs about $210. That's fairly cheap for a functioning Legends Legends deck, and most of it is tied up in the $26 Jacques le Vert himself. Let's take a look at the next most expensive cards, and see what we can cut.
Polyraptor and Pyrohemia both sit at about $10/pop on TCGplayer currently. Polyraptor rightfully so since it's one of the best ways to crank out 5/5 tokens ever printed. Pyrohemia less so, its price being artificially inflated as it is because of its single printing (outside of Mystery Booster). We've got no shortage of green Enraged Dinosaurs to pick from, so something as simple as Snapping Sailback can take Polyraptor's place. Pyrohemia is a little harder to replace; I'd suggest Caltrops, a card I originally omitted to make room for the boring stuff in this deck (you know, Beast Within, Sol Ring, that stuff).
Note that I've included the shocklands in Naya colors in our mana base; these are by no means required, either, and can be replaced with some cheap Guildgates or gainlands to save a quick $30.
Wrap Up
I do sincerely apologize for what came over me in the introduction. I've got nothing against the French, it's an ingrained American thing to tease them. I'm sure Jacques le Vert is a fine fellow with a normal and moderate appreciation for cigarettes and a refined palette.
What do you think? Does Jacques le Vert make sense at the helm of an Enraged dinos deck? Or should we go all-in on a toughness matters theme? How can we tweak this build to make it better? Shout it out in the comments! If Disqus doesn't log me out again, I might even reply!
Thanks again for reading!