Am I The Bolas? - Pointing Out a Combo
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A LOOK BACK
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This is a masterclass on how to let salt ruin it for yourself. Professor Salty decided to cash in an Overrun because you pointed out to a player unfamiliar with your deck that there are combos in it. Wow.
First of all, if somebody is playing a deck they aren't familiar with and it belongs to you, they might not know all the cards well and might not spot a combo, much like in this story. I think it's totally fair to point it out entirely, even! To just nudge the player, encouraging them to find it on their own, was a nice move. It'd been 90 minutes to two hours and there's a combo that wins on the board. Letting the table know so they can all do something about it is also pretty generous!
Basically, Prof. Salty was out of bounds on this one taking this to mean you're giving the game away when really you're offering a situation in which you might be able to team up to prevent the new player from winning. Moreover, if the combo is already on the table and they just didn't see it before passing the turn, personally, I'd call it a win for them anyway. Sure, it's a learning experience, but dear god, they had it! They just didn't see it because it's not their deck! Plus, the new player walks away with three things: a moment where they were the one to figure out the game-winning combo, the tension of being the imminent archenemy threat with a whole turn's worth of opponents' actions, and a new and hopefully deepened appreciation for Commander. Merry Christmas, buddy, this move was a GIFT!
It just also feels pretty wild to me to spend 90 minutes on a game with a new player and then not knee-jerk into looking over and offering to point some things out. Or even just politicking by mentioning the important pieces, if they are game-ending. Also, Salty, the new player has a combo out and you don't see it, didn't say anything either? No suggestion to the others that the new one might be a threat? We didn't get the whole story, of course, but from what I gathered here, the attitude is a bummer.
Do you remember when you got into Magic? Do you remember a play that happened that blew your mind and stuck with you? Welcome to being part of that with a new player. You're now indelibly part of that player's story of the time they realized some decks are grindy engines and that that can be fun! I'm not saying all new players should be handled with kid gloves, but come on, have a little perspective here!
Not the Bolas. In the new year, I think it's important to take stock in yourself and make sure that you are doing what you can to be fun to play against. That doesn't mean pulling punches necessarily, but you're a person in a social situation, be cool.
I admit, this last week, I've played a few games where I've decidedly not been cool. I've gotta work on not getting tilted by some stuff, although when someone joins your casual pod, looks at your janky commander that exiles a card per upkeep and then slams a Drannith Magistrate after removing the bulk of my board, I think I had a right to be frustrated.
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Unless you're a jerk.
Anyway, happy holidays!