Am I The Bolas? - Outside Knowledge
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Hello and welcome to Am I the Bolas?
This column is for all of you out there who have ever played some Magic and wondered if you were the bad guy. I'm here to take in your story with all of its nuances so I can bring some clarity to all those asking, "Am I the Bolas?" Whether it's because of a mean play or even just getting bored with your playgroup, I'm ready to hear you out and offer advice. All you have to do is email markcarbonza@gmail.com!
I'm Mark Carbonza, the clumsiest member of the Obscura crime family!
Whoopsy, just targeted my own Raffine, Scheming Seer!
This week, we've got a story of a mixed-experience playgroup.
MARK, I HAVE A QUESTION!
(email edited for brevity, anonymity, and clarity)
Hello Mark,
NPC17, I HAVE SOME FEELINGS!
Hey there, NPC17!
First off, thank you for writing in! I appreciate you and people like you who send me their stories. Thanks for asking for my opinion and trusting me with your situation.
That said, WOWEE!
I'm going to lead with my verdict and say your wife isn't the Bolas, but rather Player A is the Bolas and maybe even a real-world word I'd use instead if my editors let me curse the way I want to.
Let's review some things. Player A had a planeswalker in ultimate range and was in a commanding position. That position was aided only because players involved did not know a crucial rule about how planeswalkers work. After your wife revealed that planeswalkers can be attacked and Player B was surprised to hear this, if Player A had been just as surprised that Player B didn't know, I'd be somewhat forgiving here.
It almost feels like Player A was banking on Player B not knowing about attacking planeswalkers and got salty that the jig was up. To blame his scooping on "no outside help" is a cop-out. It's a fair rule, don't get me wrong, but in this case, it feels like BS. It's also not a great rule when there are players still learning how to play in the group. You want them to learn, so having rules explained is a pretty important part of... teaching someone how to play the freaking game?
I don't know. This one is rubbing me the wrong way. I love this game, but teaching someone to play and taking advantage of blind spots that you're aware of is awful. It's just not the spirit of the game. If you're going to teach someone how to play Commander, wouldn't you want them to know how to play the game well if you're going to play them? Doesn't it feel cheap to ult a planeswalker when you find out that the only reason it was able to get so far is because your buddy didn't know it could be attacked?
Come on, man.
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