Pauper Commander - Digging for Dinos

Historic Hammering
I usually don't pay much attention to precon cards for the sake of Pauper; they don't really print new common or uncommon cards in those decks. The only time the precons have real relevance to the Pauper format is when they downshift cards to Pauper legality. However, I noticed recently that the Doctor Who and Warhammer 40K precons added quite a few new uncommons, and some of them really stand out, like Displaced Dinosaurs
I had to reread this card a few times when I first saw it. It seems really powerful, doesn't it? Turning every historic permanent into a 7/7 when it enters? With sagas and legendaries, this isn't too crazy, but there's almost 100 zero-cost artifacts. Paying zero to transform an artifact from my hand into a 7/7? Yeah, that sounds like a good deal, and that's what Displaced Dinosaurs
Ramping Up
First things first, we have a commander that costs seven. Even in regular EDH terms, that's kind of absurd, and we'll need to ramp a lot to compensate for it. Luckily, we're in green, so that should be no issue. Rampant Growth
However, this deck needs ramp far beyond the early game, and a single extra land per turn, via standard ramp spells, isn't really gonna cut it. I could just run cards like Explosive Vegetation
Safe and Sound
Once we have our commander out, we're gonna want to keep it that way given how easily it can become overcosted if it's removed too many times. Luckily, green is the perfect color for ensuring that our commander stays on the field. Tamiyo's Safekeeping
Cheerio!
The turn after that, when we have our commander secure, is when the fun starts. At this point, we've been saving a bunch of artifacts in our hand that we can cast for very little mana, so we can absolutely flood the board. There's a few different sets of artifacts we can use, so let's go over each group.
First, we have all the zero-cost artifacts. These don't do too much other than come in as a 7/7 for free. That's strong, but not enough to justify running all 15 Pauper-legal ones, so let's just add Lotus Petal
The second category makes use of a cool detail in Displaced Dinosaurs
To double up on evasion, we're also running some low cost Equipment, which do two things. Obviously, they can be equipped to give flying or trample, but they can also transform and attack themselves. It's a little strange to think that attached Equipment can attack as their own body, but there's nothing in the rules that says they can't. Oh, and don't forget you can attach them to each other. The game is weird sometimes.
The final category of transforming artifacts are tokens. A lot of cards, like Revive the Shire
Testing...
As I expected, this deck has absolutely no problem ramping. Why would it? We're in green after all. But what green does struggle with is card draw. Often we play out our starting hand very fast, casting Llanowar Elves
Uncommander - Digging for Dinos
View on ArchidektCommander (1)
Lands (29)
Creatures (27)
- 1 Arbor Elf
- 1 Blossom Dryad
- 1 Boreal Druid
- 1 Copper Myr
- 1 Crashing Drawbridge
- 1 Elvish Mystic
- 1 Foundry Inspector
- 1 Frogmite
- 1 Fyndhorn Elves
- 1 Gingerbrute
- 1 Glittermonger
- 1 Hedron Crawler
- 1 Hovermyr
- 1 Ichorclaw Myr
- 1 Juniper Order Druid
- 1 Krosan Restorer
- 1 Ley Druid
- 1 Llanowar Elves
- 1 Manakin
- 1 Marching Duodrone
- 1 Myr Enforcer
- 1 Myr Retriever
- 1 Ornithopter
- 1 Ornithopter of Paradise
- 1 Portent Tracker
- 1 Stampeding Elk Herd
- 1 Voyaging Satyr
Instants (10)
Enchantments (9)
Artifacts (10)
The Bigger You Are, The Harder You Fall
All in all, this deck does exactly what you'd expect. A ton of mana, big creatures, and explosive turns, but it's extremely vulnerable to any sort of interaction. That's just what you get for running a really big dinosaur as your commander. This deck suffers a lot from doing nothing when the Displaced Dinosaurs